CraftyIQs – Hot Server Insults | Minecraft Recent Servers 2024

are you tired of being called “room temperature iq” outside of america? well, come join our minecraft server and show them all how smart you really are! we have brain-boosting potions that will make you the einstein of the block world.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds safe from those pesky griefers.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will protect you from any mobs that try to mess with you. plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through the nether and back, so you can ride in style while avoiding those pesky pigmen.

so come on down to our server and show the world that you are the ultimate minecraft mastermind. join now before the ender dragon steals all the glory for himself!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Imagine All The International Posters Minecraft Server

cultural exchange, digital communities, expat life, Expats, forum users, global communication, Imagine, Int, International, international posters, internet culture, internet history, Minecraft, normies, Nostalgia, online communities, online forums, online friendships, online interactions, online migration, Online platforms, online presence, POSTERS, Server, virtual connections

Are you tired of boring old servers filled with normies and noobs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is where all the international posters who used to dominate /int/ have migrated to!

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans with players from all over the world. Who knows, you might even run into a legendary poster who disappeared years ago and is now building a castle made entirely of memes.

So why wait? Join our server and be part of the madness that is sure to make your country proud! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with ex-international posters who are probably still lurking on /int/ in spirit?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2280
Potions Brewed:	156	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BigMinecraft SMP: Vore Edition

ai, Belly, big belly, BigMinecraft, body positivity, captions, curvy, Edition, Erotic, FANTASY, fat women, feederism, fetish, indulgence, indulgent fantasy, irl bbw, kink, morphs, plus size, Roleplay, smp, vorarephilia, vore, vore edition

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild and have some outrageous fun? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for some vore-tastic adventures where you can post fat women who look like they could fit an entire person in their belly. And guess what? Morphs and captions are allowed, so you can truly let your imagination soar!

But wait, there’s more! We even have AI allowed, so you can have some truly mind-blowing interactions with our virtual friends. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	134
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HardestGameEver Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers where the only challenge is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate test of your gaming skills!

Join us if you dare, as we have a secret level where you have to fight off an army of creepers armed with diamond swords while riding on the back of a flying pig! And that’s just the beginning – our custom bosses include a giant chicken that shoots fireballs and a zombie king who can summon lightning storms with a snap of his fingers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Pickaxe, rumored to have the power to mine entire mountains in one swing. Will you be the one to wield its awesome power and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and prove that you have what it takes to conquer the hardest video game challenge of all time!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Divine Spears Created:	28
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BlockBingeCraft

big impact, BlockBingeCraft, Consistency, daily routine, discipline, goal-setting, healthy habits, life improvement, mindfulness, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, small habit, success habits, Time management, transformative habits

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the joy of riding on flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Don’t worry, our pigs are trained professionals and will never let you fall off no matter how many times you crash into a tree.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just make sure to bring your best dance moves and a potion of invisibility to blend in with the undead crowd.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover the small habit of laughing uncontrollably while playing Minecraft that will have a surprisingly big impact on your life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Dimension Hops:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

GazaGriefGone

Accountability, airstrike, airstrikes, civilian casualties, civilian deaths, collateral damage, Conflict, foreign policy, gaza, GazaGriefGone, hostages, human rights violations, international relations, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, November, political tensions, Tragedy, War Crimes

so, like, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, you gotta join, dude. we got like, crazy builds and insane minigames that will blow your mind.

one time, a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden village full of villagers who can talk and trade with you. it was like, mind-blowing, man.

also, we have this legendary boss battle where you have to fight a giant chicken that shoots fireballs from its beak. it’s intense, bro.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons? it’s wild, dude.

so, like, join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Void Armor Forged:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Potions Brewed:	58
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Based Based Based Minecraft Server

Based, Cliche, copycat, Derivative, Excessive, imitative, lackluster, Minecraft, monotonous, overuse, redundant, Repetition, Repetitive, Server, Tiresome, uncreative, unimaginative, uninspired, Unoriginal, unoriginality, unvaried

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, look no further, because our server is BASED BASED BASED! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with dancing llamas, rainbow sheep, and talking chickens. They were so entertained that they forgot to eat, sleep, or even blink for three days straight! And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	181
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Goldberg Minecraft SMP: Did He Do It to Stop the Hart Dungeon Rapes?

accusations, allegations, Conspiracy, controversy, cover up, crime, criminal behavior, Dungeon, Goldberg, Hart, hart dungeon, investigation, Justice, Minecraft, Rapes, scandal, smp, speculation, STOP, SUSPECT, Victim, wrestling, wrestling community, wwe

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not steal all of your neighbor’s diamonds, but hey, no promises)! Join us as we embark on epic quests to stop the infamous “hart dungeon rapes” (whatever that means) and uncover the truth behind the mysterious figure known only as Goldberg. Is he our savior or just a misunderstood llama enthusiast? You’ll have to join to find out! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of derpy wolves with a taste for adventure. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your trusty pig, because this SMP is about to get lit!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BroSisCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, deceit, and questionable relationships!

Imagine logging in to find out that your in-game brother is dating your ex-girlfriend…TWICE! And to top it off, they’re both living with their “not-ex” partners while professing their love for each other in your virtual house. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of confronting your in-game sibling and his shady girlfriend, only to have him defend her and kick you out of your own virtual home. Will you choose to stand your ground and fight for justice, or will you join forces with the not-ex and take down the lovebirds once and for all?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and virtual drama that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft relationships. Who needs diamonds and gold when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join today!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SisterSquadDormKick

alcohol, apartment, Boundaries, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict, Curfew, Decision making, Dormitory, family, freedom, Friends, Grades, high school, parents, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Siblings, SisterSquadDormKick, Strict, University

Hey there! Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama of family life like this poor soul! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no curfews in sight!

Looking for a place where you can build your own dormitory without any strict rules? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to create your own world and live by your own rules – just make sure to avoid any late-night adventures that end in tears!

Join us now and leave behind the real world drama for a land of endless possibilities and no annoying siblings to deal with. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie hoards to fight off instead? Let’s build some epic memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

NormCraft: Back in the Day

Accountability, collective responsibility, critical thinking, cultural acceptance, cultural practices, cultural relativism, Day, ethical boundaries, historical context, Historical revisionism, justification, moral compass, moral justifications, moral relativism, normalization of harm, NormCraft, social constructs, societal evolution, societal norms, societal progress, societal standards, unethical behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! How about starting a prank war with your fellow players that escalates into an all-out battle with exploding chickens and flying pigs? It’s all fair game here!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and wear nothing but pumpkin heads. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of evil bunnies that only the bravest of players can find.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Meow Mine Minecraft Server

adult administration, Bank, battle pass, Capital, Cases, Cosmetics, custom enchantments, Duels, Economy, Interest, Jobs, king of the hill, map updates, Mob Arena, Parkour, Quests, Resources, responsive administration, Seasons, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, unique rewards, Works

Our server is a comfortable platform for survival with an economy. You can earn money by selling resources and completing quests or farm your first capital on jobs. Complete Battle Pass quests and get unique rewards! There are no overworld wipes here, there will be map updates with the preservation of your buildings.

The server has:

* seasons with biome and mob spawn features

* custom enchantments and items

* cosmetics

* Battle pass

* duels with unique locations

* bank with a system of interest on deposits

* parkour

* works

* mob arena

* king of the hill

The adult and responsive administration is always ready to answer your questions. We are waiting for you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	159	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Hype Nigga Minecraft Server

#ps5pro, 2k, anticipation, console, EXCITEMENT, exclusive, Friends, Gaming, graphics, gta6, high quality, hype, Minecraft, multiplayer, next gen, nigga, ONLINE, PC, PlayStation, Powerful, Release, Server

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the PS5 Pro can’t compete! Imagine playing Minecraft with your homies on a server that’s more powerful than any PC out there. And get this – we’ve got exclusive access to GTA 6 before anyone else! Sorry to all the broke bitches out there who can’t afford to join, because the graphics are gonna blow your mind. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. Join now and level up your gaming experience like never before!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Blocky Bundesliga 3 Minecraft SMP

Analysis, blocky, Bundesliga, Bundesliga 3, Challenges, Coaching, Competition, determination, Failure, German Football, Improvement, League, Management, Minecraft, Performance, Players, progress, smp, Soccer, sports, Struggle, success, Tactics, TEAM

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because on our server, we can guarantee that chaos will reign supreme!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but potatoes and carrots. Watch as our resident prankster fills everyone’s houses with llamas and chickens, causing mayhem and hilarity at every turn.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even managed to tame the Diamond Pig and ride it into battle against a horde of creepers.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, come join us and see if our players can ever truly get their shit together. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PetOverPartner Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we value trust and responsibility! Join us if you’re looking for a place where your pets are safe from irresponsible boyfriends who can’t even remember to close a gate.

Our server is the perfect place for dog lovers who want to ensure their furry friends are always protected. Don’t let your boyfriend be the reason your German shepherd runs away and gets hurt – join us and never worry about gate safety again!

We promise a drama-free environment where you can focus on building trust with your pets, rather than dealing with unreliable partners. So come on over and let’s build a world where pets come first!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NoPlusOneAllowedCraft

age difference, Boundaries, Boyfriend, complaining, dad, family, family dynamics, Friends, guest list, guest list etiquette, INTIMATE, NoPlusOneAllowedCraft, partner, relationship length, Siblings, sister, Small wedding, STEPDAUGHTER, Wedding, wedding invitations, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of guest lists and exclusivity? Look no further! Join our server where we only invite the most elite players, just like this bride who carefully curated her wedding guest list.

Just like this bride, we value long-term relationships over short flings. We want players who will stick around for the long haul, just like her brother’s girlfriend who made the cut. Who knows, maybe in 20 years you’ll still be playing on our server and laughing about that time you almost didn’t get invited.

So come join us on this exclusive Minecraft server where only the most deserving players are allowed. And remember, if you’re not on the guest list, it’s not personal, it’s just business.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Towns Built:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!