CraftyInsomnia | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SnakeSitterNoMore

animal program, Boundaries, co-ownership, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, high school, Long Term Care, Maturity, pet care arrangements, pet expenses, pet ownership, pet rehoming, pet transportation, Pregnancy, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, SIL, snake care, SnakeSitterNoMore

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the thrill of taming virtual snakes! Just like the snake in this crazy story, you’ll have to navigate through challenges and obstacles to care for your pixelated reptile.

But beware, just like in real life, you may end up being the primary caretaker of your virtual snake, even if it wasn’t your idea in the first place! Will you be able to handle the responsibility and keep your in-game pet happy and healthy?

Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with drama, twists, and turns – just like the saga of this snake-loving family! Will you be able to handle the pressure and make the tough decisions when it comes to your pixelated pet? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate snake charmer in the world of Minecraft! And remember, when in doubt, just give your virtual snake a virtual rat – it’s the circle of life in the world of pixels!

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	203
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Emeralds Found:	7926	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Star Shards Collected:	66
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1596	Chimeras Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	109	Enchantments Applied:	110
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	5090
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	9042

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Buildings Constructed:	10
Void Armor Forged:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7823	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dimension Hops:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

awful sub, bad sub, horrible sub, Server, SubCraft, subreddit, terrible sub, WORST, worst forum, worst internet group, worst online community, worst online community experience, worst online discussion, worst online gathering, worst online meeting, worst online network, worst online platform, worst online space, worst social media group, worst sub, worst subculture, worst subreddit

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8782	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3030
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Crops Grown:	7702
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9987
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Void Gems Collected:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2650
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Emeralds Found:	8051	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	3563
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!