Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Runes Activated: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Falling into the Void: 3 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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