Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Star Shards Collected: 113

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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