Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this family? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun that’s guaranteed to be more enjoyable than dealing with a son who can’t handle his DUI past!

Our server is like a million-dollar house of fun, where you can spend your time building, exploring, and battling monsters without any family drama getting in the way. Plus, we promise not to yell at you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a new castle!

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only outbursts you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your creations! See you there!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Wilderness Tamed: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Gods Slained: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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