CraftyImmigrationMC Server

cheap labor, Colonialism, cousins, CraftyImmigrationMC, dishonest, dubious, Evidence, FACTORY, fallacious, gdp, Hospital, housing shortage, humanoid robots, Immigrants, immigration, Indians, japanese, Jews, labor shortage, nation of immigrants, Nazis, nursing home, racism, Revenge, self-interest, Server, specious, Store, Supporters, unsupported, warehouse, White Australia policy, workers

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Void Gems Collected:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ores Mined:	7697
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	714
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crops Grown:	5337
Potions Brewed:	97	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Alien Abductions:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8234
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Villages Defended:	8
New Chunks Explored:	847573	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Star Shards Collected:	69
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9003
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	477196	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	31
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Potions Brewed:	184
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	New Chunks Explored:	980089
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	190
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4874
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	122
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	3357
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!