New Minecraft Servers

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were players who thought they could build the best virtual world without any evidence or support. They were just in it for the cheap labor and housing shortage, can you believe it? But that’s not all, they also wanted to bring in their 22 cousins from another server! And don’t even get me started on making Jews feel safe as a minority, what a wild concept.

But wait, there’s more! They claimed we needed more immigrants because of a labor shortage, but little did they know that humanoid robots were about to take over every aspect of our virtual world. Revenge for colonialism, racism, Nazis, and the White Australia policy? You betcha! It’s all just a big joke to them.

So, if you’re ready for a server where the arguments are as specious as they come and the stories are more outrageous than a creeper explosion, then join us now! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world.

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  • No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

    No Hawaiian Shirt Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is like, the craziest place ever, man. We got llamas riding pigs, and chickens wearing sunglasses. It’s like a party in a mine, dude. And get this, every Friday is “No Hawaiian Shirt Fridays” because we’re rebels like that. So if you wanna join a server where the only rule is to have a good time, then come on over and let’s get this block party started!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Sham Pain Relief Server

    Sham Pain Relief Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    join dis epic minecraft server where we inject ur spine with magical potions for ultimate back pain relief!!! forget sham injections, we got da real deal here, fam. u gonna be walkin’ straight like a boss in no time. come join us and experience the most lit back pain treatment in all of minecraft land. trust us, ur back will thank u later. #spineinjectionsftw #backpainbegone #minecraftmagic

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Ad Astoria RP

    Ad Astoria RP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Astoria Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview

    Type Whitelisted, RP, Medieval-fantasy
    Features Custom map, growing community, story-driven gameplay
    Races Humans, Elves, Dwarves, Orcs
    Joining Apply on Discord, create a character based on lore

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is Ad Astoria? We are a whitelisted, medieval-fantasy RP server focusing on diplomacy and world-building.
    How do I join? Join our Discord, apply in #apply-here, submit a character in #character-submission.
    What are some features? Revive system, Dynmap Towny, Gold economy, Custom races, PvP timer, and more.

    Useful Links:

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  • Eternal Odyssey 1.20.6

    Eternal Odyssey 1.20.6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, forget about your coworker and join this Minecraft server instead!

    You won’t have to worry about awkward eye contact or office drama here.

    Just imagine building a giant statue of yourself and flexing on all the other players.

    Plus, you can mine for diamonds and pretend they’re your coworker’s eyes, but like, in a non-creepy way.

    Trust me, this server is way more fun than trying to decipher if your coworker actually wants to bang.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RichCraft: Diamonds & Dollars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever dated a Minecraft player who’s so rich they have diamond armor for every day of the week? Join our server and experience the luxurious life of the elite Minecraft players! Our spawn area is a replica of a real-life mansion, complete with a pool filled with lava (for that extra hot tub experience).

    But that’s not all! Our players have so much wealth, they use emeralds as toilet paper and build their houses out of solid gold blocks. Join now and you might just find yourself riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. Don’t miss out on the chance to live like a Minecraft millionaire!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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