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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8174 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
