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| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 1888 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 83 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 864 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
