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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 9560 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ores Mined: | 4215 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Void Armor Forged: | 26 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
