Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.

Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.

Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Zombie Dances: 10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY