Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat wounds with the power of pixels! Join us and experience the thrill of ignoring expert medical advice just like the doctor’s husband did.

Forget about stitches and sterile dressings, here we wash our wounds with water and slap on a small bandage for good measure. Who needs proper care when you have the healing power of Minecraft blocks at your fingertips?

But that’s not all – we also offer online business advice from players who have no idea what they’re talking about. Need tips on how to make virtual diamonds rain from the sky? Look no further, our community of experts has got you covered.

So come on down to our server and join the chaos. Who needs real-life expertise when you have the wacky world of Minecraft to guide you? Remember, if you’re not willing to take our advice, then why ask in the first place? It’s all in good fun, so let’s get crafting and see where the blocks take us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Void Armor Forged: 10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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