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Peace Walker Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Farms Harvested:	771	Endless Night Skies:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

GenZGraveyard

Beliefs, Communication, culture, Environment, fashion, generation, GenZGraveyard, habits, Industries, Innovations, knowledge, Language, Memories, Music, relationships, Skills, social media, Technology, Traditions, trends, VALUES

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to be part of a community where we believe that the only things that should die with our generation are creepers and boring gameplay.

On our server, you can expect to embark on epic quests to save the world from evil mobs, build insane structures that defy the laws of physics, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right). We also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant chicken for a day, a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold, and a magical portal that transports you to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, in which case, you might want to steer clear).

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WarzoneCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THE POOR SOULS IN UKRAINE 😂 WE PROMISE NO WARS, JUST EPIC BATTLES AGAINST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MINECRAFT LEGEND! 🤣🎮💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

MineDemocraft

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lol imagine being stuck in a world where democracy is like, so last season. come join our minecraft server where democracy is thriving like a boss! you can vote on everything from what color to paint the sheep to who gets to be the king of the pigs. be part of a world where your voice actually matters, unlike in real life where you’re just a tiny ant in a big, corrupt system. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plot to overthrow the evil dictator of the server. join us and be a part of the revolution, comrade!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Love Letters Sent:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crops Grown:	8866	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ufohook

1v1, Anarchy, Arena, balanced shop, BOOSTING, building, dedicated server, Enjoyable, Factions, Hardcore, Items, KitPvP, lava survival, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Teaming, Unique, Voting, Warps, warzone, Website

UFOHOOK is a Factions PVP server that actually focuses on quality of gaming. Our server is not on shared hosting, it’s hosted on a powerful dedicated server in order to remove any lag problems. UFOHOOK has traditional factions and a balanced shop where you won’t be able to buy overpowered items. We have many warps that you can explore. Some of the players favorites are kitpvp, 1v1, and lava survival! We host many games that aren’t plugin dependent. Many people will find that since admins host them, they are more enjoyable and unique. There are tons of bases to raid and players to team up with! PvP is common on UFOHOOK in the warzone and in pvp arena, if you don’t want to pvp then just build some stuff with your friends!

Voting is a really important part of the server. Voting gives users items for free, but that isn’t really the meaning of it. Voting also boosts our server’s post on various websites. The higher we get on those pages, more users we will have.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Farms Harvested:	489	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

JustStorm Minecraft server

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Private server JustStorm is looking for active players

server specifications: – version 1.21.1 – host 24/7 – paid hosting – free pass – constant updates to new versions

Features of our server:

– keeping vanilla survival on the server

– minecraft chat synchronization with discord

– voice chat

– online server map

– active and understanding administration

– unique styling of the tab chat and other things

We invite you to take part in our project!

To get on the server you will need to submit an application in our dc channel

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Warcraft: Where building friendships is optional and losing them in PVP is mandatory, 1.21.1

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Minecraft Server Overview

Java Version	1.21.1
Description	Warcraft is a server about teams fighting each other. Last team with a player still alive wins.
Server Info	5,000 x 5,000 Map with hidden structures The border very slowly shrinks People have 3 lives, but lives are only taken away when killed by another player on an opposite team. Nether and End banned 4 teams, roughly 5-10 players per team Teams will be picked by team captains
Discord	https://discord.gg/b3pmdF7WGh

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, you can connect using the IP address provided in the server information or through the server’s discord channel.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, there are rules regarding team behavior, player interactions, and the use of certain features like the Nether and End dimensions. Make sure to read the server rules before playing.
Can I invite my friends to join my team?	Teams are usually picked by team captains, but you can coordinate with your friends to try and join the same team during team selection.
What happens if I run out of lives?	If you run out of lives, you will be eliminated from the game. Make sure to strategize and protect your lives during gameplay.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3317
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Bleeper Blast Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right – our server has a special mini-game where you can saddle up on a pig and charge headfirst into a feathered frenzy!

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the DJ zombie – he’s known for dropping sick beats that will literally blow your mind!

And if you’re feeling brave, why not take on the challenge of our legendary parkour course that is suspended high above a pit of lava? It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, anything goes on our server – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	78	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	31
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

The Conscript Drives Minecraft SMP Device

beautiful country, children’s choir, communism, conscript, device, device activation, Drives, Driving, ENEMY, generations of men, Minecraft, nationalism, oblivion, pastors, patriotism, protest, protestant patriotism, Russian communists, s&s, smp, Switch, Tears, War, ww2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for insane battles where players activate devices and drive towards their enemies while crying tears of joy because the country is just so beautiful!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time a children’s choir sang about generations of men falling into oblivion while players flipped switches and fought against communism during WW2. And don’t even get us started on the protestant patriotism that led pastors to join the SS and take down Russian communists like it was nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now for a wild ride filled with outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9691
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoThirdWheel Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your Minecraft adventures turning into a family reunion? Join our server and escape the cousin invasion! We promise no more surprise guests crashing your mining sessions or building competitions. Say goodbye to awkward family dynamics in the virtual world and hello to uninterrupted gameplay!

Our server is the perfect place to escape the cousin chaos and focus on building your dream world. No more third-wheeling with your girlfriend and her cousin, it’s time to reclaim your Minecraft independence! Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming without unwanted family members tagging along.

Don’t let your Minecraft experience be hijacked by family drama. Join our server and say goodbye to cousin interference once and for all! It’s time to take back control of your virtual adventures and build without boundaries. Say no to cousin invites and yes to epic gaming moments on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	137

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PediQueenCraft

17M, 18F, age gap, Birth, Boundaries, Communication, consent, generational differences, Girlfriend, Healthcare, inspection, medical examination, misunderstanding, older female pediatrician, pediatrician, PediQueenCraft, private parts, professional setting, relationship, Respect, Trust

Are you tired of dealing with drama in your real life relationships? Join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between players fighting over who gets the last diamond block! We don’t care if your pediatrician is checking out your pixels, as long as you’re building epic structures and having a blast. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind! And who knows, maybe you’ll find love with a creeper instead!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	18	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6429

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CraftyCreeperz

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Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	304387	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Emeralds Found:	2662	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2