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Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 9624 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
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Forget about being rated a 2/10 or having someone wish you’d turn around during sex – on our server, you’re a solid 11/10 and everyone wants to team up with you for epic adventures.
So come on over and leave the real world behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the madness. Plus, we have virtual cookies! (Disclaimer: virtual cookies may not actually be edible)