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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 6943 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
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