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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3832 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
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