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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 6090 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4968 |
Enchantments Applied: | 125 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
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