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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 831 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as my husband’s drinking habits! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where hiding Kratom and CBD is just a normal part of the game.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
