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| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 1994 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Animals Bred: | 170 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.
Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.
Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!
