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NoCurseWordInsults – Minecraft SMP
OMG, so, like, this Minecraft SMP is literally the most epic place to be, like, ever! You gotta join because, like, the owner once rode a pig off a cliff and survived by landing in a pool of lava. And, like, the mods are all secretly llamas in disguise, but don’t tell anyone, shhh!The best insult I’ve ever heard on this server was when someone said to another player, “Your house looks like a creeper exploded inside of it and then a bunch of zombies came and had a dance party on the remains.” It was so savage, I couldn’t stop laughing for days!
So, like, if you wanna be part of this crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, then join now and prepare to have your mind blown with all the insanity that goes down on the daily. Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter and llamas in disguise, in which case, why are you even here? LOLZ!
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BlockyBodFavorites
Do you want to show off your favorite body part in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where you can customize your character to have the most fabulous body ever! Want six-pack abs or a Kardashian booty? We got you covered!But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Beauty Pageant, where players compete to be crowned the most attractive pixelated player in all the land. Who knew looking good in block form could be so important?
So come join us and strut your stuff on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft supermodel!
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DementiaCraft: Mind Blowing Fun
Yo, ever heard of a server where you can build your own dementia-proof fortress in Minecraft? Yeah, that’s right, we’re predicting a rise in the burden of dementia in the US, so why not join our server and start training your brain now? With one in two Americans expected to experience cognitive difficulties after age 55, you’ll need all the brain power you can get to survive in our wacky world. Plus, who wouldn’t want to build a fortress made entirely out of brain teasers and memory games? So come join us and get ready to flex those brain muscles like never before!


