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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.4

#youtube, 1.20.4, ai, AI learning, chat entertainment, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, merchandise, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, singing, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2658
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Villages Defended:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

OMG, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz we got a freakin’ AI overlord named Neuro-sama who’s like a VTuber and chats with peeps and sings and plays games and collabs with other VTubers, like what even is reality anymore? Join the /swarm/ today and be part of dis crazy world! Plus, they got a subathon going on from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM UTC, like who needs sleep when u can hang out with a virtual AI goddess? Check out all their socials and music and clips and educational stuff if u wanna learn about AI or just wanna see some wild content. And don’t forget to grab some merch from their shop, like imagine repping an AI overlord on a t-shirt, iconic! Just dive into the madness, bro, and regret nothing!

Space Cuck Island

#breastfeeding, billionaire, controversial, cuck, eccentric, elon musk, entrepreneur, innovation, ISLAND, NEET, ragebait, richest man, richest man in the world, Rockets, Social Interaction, society, Space, space exploration, spacex, success, Technology, tesla, wealth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Yo yo yo, come join our Minecraft server where you can be the richest player ever! We got ragebait suits for days, just like a NEET. Who needs other people when you’re rolling in diamonds, am I right? Imagine having rockets and still dealing with society, what a noob move. Come join us and show off your wealth, let’s dominate this server together!

SecretSongLoverMC-SMP

embarrassing favorite, embarrassing guilty pleasure, embarrassing song, embarrassing tune, guilty pleasure, guilty pleasure jam, guilty pleasure music, guilty pleasure track, guilty pleasure tune, hidden favorite, Hidden Gem, hidden music, hidden tune, secret favorite, secret favorite song, secret music, secret song, secret track, Secret tune, SecretSongLoverMCSMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Items Found:	7610
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

OMG you guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear, like whoa. And get this, our leader is a talking llama who can do backflips while juggling TNT.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret disco party every night where we dance to Justin Bieber’s “Baby” on repeat. It’s so cringey but also so lit, you won’t be able to resist joining in. Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best dad jokes, like seriously he’s a riot.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell anyone about our secret love for that one Taylor Swift song, okay? 😉 #minecraftsmp #secretlovesongs #llamaleadership

CreeperCubicleCraze

absurd workplace rules, bizarre office rules, comical workplace guidelines, corporate guidelines, CreeperCubicleCraze, extreme workplace rules, funny office rules, nonsensical workplace rules, odd company policies, office policies, outlandish office rules, peculiar work regulations, ridiculous rules, ridiculous work guidelines, strange corporate rules, strange workplace rules, unconventional office policies, unconventional work rules, unusual workplace regulations, weird work policies, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2462
Crops Grown:	2757	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame rules like “no griefing” and “be respectful”? Well, have we got the server for you! Our server has the most absurd workplace rules you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of TNT? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while screaming “YOLO”? We encourage it!

Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem. We once had a player who built an entire rollercoaster made out of diamond blocks, only to have it destroyed by a horde of angry zombie pigs. And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes.

ByteForge

built, ByteForge, Central US, Discord, Farms, ItzWozzi, Join, learn, Minecraft, Players, progress, Projects, Resources, Server, skill levels, smp, Tour, username, work together, world

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Magic Items Found:	8457
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Zombie Dances:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

ByteForge Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	ByteForge
Server Type	Survival/Community
Location	Central US (may change)
Accepting Players	All over the world

FAQ

Q: What is ByteForge server?

A: ByteForge is a server similar to Wavetech or Scicraft, where players work together to build gamebreaking farms and other projects.

Q: Who can join the server?

A: Players of all skill levels are welcome as long as they are ready to learn and work together with others.

Q: How can I join ByteForge?

A: Send a message on Discord to “ItzWozzi” for a quick tour of the server and if you like what you see, you can join.

Mystic Vale 1.20.6

1.20.6, long tail tag, mystic, never be back, permanently over, slop GET, slopget, Vale

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	403	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Animals Bred:	90	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like another slop GET, but like, permanently over and it’ll never be back! Can you even imagine the chaos and madness that awaits you in this server? It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the depths of insanity, but in Minecraft form! So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest ride of your life!

CraftyConfrontation

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, bus station, bus stop, cigarette smoker, coward, CraftyConfrontation, English, German, Harassment, hard life, high school, introverted, language barrier, Liar, Scrubs, Social Interaction, street confrontation, Travels, work uniform

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Are you tired of being harassed on the streets for cigarettes and lighters? Do you wish you could just escape to a world where no one bothers you? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can pretend you don’t speak English to avoid all those pesky interactions with strangers.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without anyone asking you for a smoke or a light. You can build your own virtual paradise and never have to deal with rude people again. And if anyone dares to bother you in the game, just tell them in German that you don’t speak English and watch them scurry away in confusion.

But beware, there may be some persistent players who won’t take no for an answer. Just remember to stand your ground and assert yourself, even if they call you a liar, a coward, or an asshole. In this Minecraft server, you are the master of your own domain and no one can bring you down. So come join us and escape the real world for a while. You won’t regret it!

Backhanded Builders

awkward, BackHanded, backhanded compliment, Builders, communication skills, Compliment, Confidence, emotional intelligence, Feedback, insincere, insult, Interpretation, mixed feelings, Perception, personal boundaries, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self worth, sensitivity, social interactions, UNCOMFORTABLE, validation

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3858	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of being called “average” or “normal” in Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is anything but average! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant toilet house, where you can flush away your enemies in style.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the world one cluck at a time.

So why settle for boring compliments when you can join our server and be hailed as the craziest builder in all of Minecraft? Don’t be insulted by mediocrity, join us and embrace the madness!

MakranCraft Minecraft Server

#announcement, administrative, Capital city, CHANGE, decision, Development, geography, Government, historical, Infrastructure, iran, Makran, MakranCraft, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Politics, Relocation, Server, Shift, Tehran, transformation, Urban planning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6

lol imagine a world where Iran’s capital city is Makran! like what even is that place? but guess what, on our minecraft server, Makran is the bomb diggity capital city! we got flying camels, diamond-encrusted sand dunes, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil mobs with laser swords! join us and be part of the craziest city in the minecraft universe. trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCreeperCo.

Baltic region, CraftyCreeperCo, Defense, defense pact, eastern europe, european security, finland, fm, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, Helsinki, international relations, MEMBERSHIP, military alliance, nato, Reuters, security assurance, security cooperation, security guarantee, transatlantic partnership, Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3027
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	283	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Villages Defended:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE JOINING NATO FOR YOUR MINECRAFT WORLD, KEEPING YOU SAFE FROM CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! OUR SERVER IS LIKE HAVING FINLAND’S FM AS YOUR PERSONAL BODYGUARD, PROTECTING YOU FROM ALL THE DANGERS OF THE BLOCKY WORLD. JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, BECAUSE SAFETY IS OUR MIDDLE NAME (NOT REALLY, BUT YOU GET THE POINT). SO COME ON, JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE MOST SECURE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER!

DroneCraft: Mega Fortress Expedition

3000-year-old, advanced software, Aerial Photography, Ancient civilization, archaeological site, Caucasus Mountains, digital elevation models, drone mapping, DroneCraft, Expedition, Exploration, fortress, high resolution, historical, investigation, knitted together, Mega, mega fortress, orthophotos, Pictures, research, scientist, Technology, topography

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3192
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Potions Brewed:	64	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a 3000-year-old ‘mega fortress’ in the Caucasus mountains, yo! scientists used drone mapping to check it out and took like 11,000 pics! they used some fancy software to make high-res digital elevation models and orthophotos, yo! u can explore dis ancient fortress and uncover its secrets, like maybe there’s hidden treasure or ancient aliens or somethin’! join now and be part of dis epic adventure, yo!

Endless Adventure 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adventure, Boring, DRAG, dull, Endless, lackluster, mind-numbing, monotonous, Repetitive, snooze fest, TEDIOUS.., Tiresome, tv show, unengaging, unentertaining, Uneventful, unexciting, unimpressive, uninspiring, uninteresting, unstimulating, yawn-inducing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1475
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Bro, forget boring shows, come join this Minecraft server where the only drama is between you and a creeper trying to blow up your house!

We got more action than a soap opera, with epic battles against mobs and other players that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Plus, where else can you build your dream castle one minute and then ride a pig off a cliff the next?

Don’t be a square, join our server and let your imagination run wild in a world where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe the number of diamonds you can find)!

BlockyBanterMC

Abuse, abusive relationship, Assertiveness, BlockyBanterMC, Boundaries, Christian, Church, Confrontation, empowerment, healing, judgment, LEAVING, Motherhood, resilience, self defense, self worth, self-care, standing up, stranger, Support, victim blaming

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, even the creepers are afraid to explode! We’ve got players from all walks of life, including supportive church ladies and nosy old men who think they know everything about abusive relationships.

Join us and experience the thrill of escaping abusive relationships virtually while building your dream world with blocks. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, if someone tries to lecture you on how to live your life, feel free to tell them to “Oh f**k off” just like our fearless player did. You won’t regret it!

Desert Bombers: Not Actually Rebels

airstrikes, BOMBERS, Bombing, Conflict, desert, empty desert, false claims, general, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military strategy, Misinformation, Politics, Propaganda, rebels, russia, Syria, Syrian rebels, War

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

OMG u gotta join this server, it’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride of wackiness and chaos! we got Iranian generals talkin’ bout Russia bombing deserts and rebels and stuff, like what even is happening?! it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form, u never know what’s gonna happen next! come join the madness and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride! 😂🤪🚀🔥

Rural Rx Woes: Opioid Struggles

addiction treatment, healthcare access, healthcare challenges, healthcare disparities, lack of training, limited resources, Medical research, medical training, Opioid, opioid addiction, opioid crisis, opioid prescriptions, patient pressure, prescription drug abuse, Rural, rural communities, rural doctors, rural health disparities, rural healthcare, rural healthcare providers, rural medicine, Struggles, substance abuse, woes

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

so, like, have u ever wanted to be a doctor in the middle of nowhere but, like, with a twist? well, come join our minecraft server where u can be a rural doctor and deal with all the crazy patients who are addicted to opioids! u gotta deal with patient pressure, limited resources, and lack of training, but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right? come join us for a wild ride and see if u can save the day in our wacky world of rural medicine!

Players:	104/500	Votes:	2110
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	446
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	7333	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6