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Semi-Banana EVO CIVS: Where geese run free and roleplay gets real (14+)

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EVO CIVS Server Overview
Game Version:	JAVA 1.21-1.21.1
Age Requirement:	14+
Discord:	https://discord.gg/evocivs (Join to apply!)

FAQ:

No Towny:	Claims are player-driven and admin-moderated.
Custom Crafting Recipes:	Enhance gameplay while maintaining a semi-vanilla experience.
Strict Rules:	Against toxic behavior, racism, and derogatory statements.

Join a vibrant world where nations rise and fall, and where your actions shape the future of the server. The application process is open to the community, so don’t hesitate—people are always willing to help!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Shenanigans Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a normie on Twitter and Reddit? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where the OGs hang out? Well, look no further because our server is where all the cool kids are at! We have legendary players who can build entire cities in a day and defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Plus, we have secret underground bases filled with diamonds and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. So why are you still wasting time on those other sites? Join our server now and become a Minecraft legend!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Chimeras Created:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
New Chunks Explored:	486994	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Minecraft SMP – /gfg/ – Girls’ Frontline General

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will leave you in stitches.

Join us for the chance to battle against a horde of evil mobs led by a deranged chicken who thinks he’s the ruler of the server. Take on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Fight against your fellow players in intense duels on top of a giant floating island made entirely of cheese. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of nachos.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for the craziest, most hilarious gaming experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ChillCraft – Flavorful Fun

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Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers that leave you feeling empty inside? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a flavor explosion that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at!

Our server is like a giant ice cream sundae with all the toppings – except instead of ice cream, it’s Minecraft, and instead of toppings, it’s insane builds, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need to relax after a long day of mining? Just hop on our server and let the flavors of fun wash over you like a wave of pure joy.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our top-secret hidden treasure vault, where riches beyond your wildest dreams await. Rumor has it that the vault is guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who love nothing more than to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Will you be the one to outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our flavor-packed Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vitamin Boosted Salad

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got dat “Golden Lettuce” dat be genetically engineered to pack 30 times more vitamins! Like, we talkin’ beta-carotene levels through da roof, makin’ yo body all healthy and shiz. Plus, it be protectin’ yo heart and fightin’ off dem cancers like a boss.

Imagine rollin’ up to da server with dat glowin’ skin from all dem vitamins, flexin’ on dem other players like “I got dat Golden Lettuce swag, what you got?” Ain’t nobody gonna mess with you when you got dat immune function on point and dem cell growth poppin’.

So come on, join da madness and get yo daily dose of “Golden Lettuce” on dis wild Minecraft server. Who needs diamonds when you got dem vitamins, amirite?

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	105

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Survival + Gm 1 + /free + Donate server Minecraft

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SURVIVAL!

Weddings, king of the mountain, PvP + PvP arena, /free (Free donation + free cases), /donate (DISCOUNTS 96%)

Anti-cheat, Rules (/rules), more than 900 donators, good online, good stuff, effects, menu, store,

telegram channel, VK group, antibot, good community – and much more on our server!

Come to us, version 1.9 – 1.21 (any. between 1.9 and 1.21)! IP for connection: TrueMC.ru

-Attention, if it does not connect to the server, try version 1.12.2 or-

log in with IP TrueMC.ru:25565 (indicating the port)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Wonderful Precure Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Nyammy and Lillian. Legend has it that they have the power to use their Smile Voice to make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into fluffy kittens. Imagine the possibilities! Join our server and witness the magic for yourself. Who needs regular old Minecraft when you can have Nyammy and Lillian making your wildest dreams come true? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minecraft SMP – /pcbg/ – PC Building General

AIO, BUILD ADVICE, building, CASE, Case fans, cooler, CPU, Double towers, Gaming, general, GPU, Minecraft, monitor, Motherboard, os, pc building, pcbg, psu, RAM, smp, SSD, Upgrade, web browsing, workstation

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as lit as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic builds and upgrades advice that will make your Minecraft world look like it’s straight out of a modpack!

Need help with your CPU? We got you covered with recommendations that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby piglet sliding down a hill. And don’t even get us started on coolers – we have options that will keep your PC icy cold, just like the snow biome.

But wait, there’s more! Our motherboard suggestions will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on a caffeine rush. And when it comes to RAM, SSD, GPU, and PSU, we have the craziest recommendations that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to activate Windows before you log in, or else the creepers might come for you… 😉🔥🎮 #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GFDefenseCraft

aita, Asshole, bar, Bar etiquette, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cringey, drink, Drunk, gf, GFDefenseCraft, guy, Jealousy, Pool, Social Interaction, step outside, Talking, UNCOMFORTABLE

Are you tired of dealing with cringey assholes in real life? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all the drama and just focus on building epic creations! No more awkward encounters at the bar, just pure gaming fun!

Join now and build your own virtual pool where you can play with your gf without any interruptions from random guys. And if anyone tries to get in the way, challenge them to a virtual duel outside the bar – Minecraft style! Show them who’s boss in the pixelated world!

Don’t let real-life drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and let your creativity run wild without any cringey assholes getting in your way. It’s time to escape to a world where you can be the ultimate builder without any interruptions. See you in the game!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

LifeChangedByMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and make decisions that will change your virtual life in BIG ways! One player joined our server and accidentally punched a pig, which led to a chain reaction of events that eventually made them the ruler of the entire server! Who knew a simple pig punch could lead to such power and glory? Don’t miss out on the chance to have your own crazy adventure and see where it takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	7942	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

TipsyCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the only place where you can mine diamonds, fight zombies, and build epic structures all while under the influence of virtual alcohol. Trust us, everything is way more fun when you’re drunk in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret hidden treasure that can only be found by completing a series of ridiculous challenges. From riding pigs off cliffs to building a giant statue of a chicken, the possibilities are endless (and totally absurd).

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our legendary party cave, where the music never stops and the virtual drinks never run out. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the drunken adventures begin!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ores Mined:	8109
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyBlockWars

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so, liek, this server is lit af, u gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do backflips. we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, but watch out for the lava traps set by the evil sheep gang. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to anyone who can defeat the ender dragon with a wooden sword. plus, we have a dance party every friday night in the nether realm, where the creepers bust out their best moves. join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everyone into zombie pigmen. u won’t regret it, bro.

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Guillain-Barre Syndrome Land

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So, like, on this server, there’s a 1 in 1,000 chance that if you take the RSV vaccine, you might get Guillain-Barre syndrome! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun, right? Who needs feeling in their legs anyway? Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you fight off mobs while trying not to collapse from paralysis! It’s like a rollercoaster ride, but in Minecraft form! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot – if you can find it, that is. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you’re lucky enough to get that rare syndrome!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Epic Water Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old land-based Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our server where WATER IS SO FREAKING EPIC! Dive into our oceans and discover hidden treasures, battle sea monsters, and maybe even find the lost city of Atlantis (if you’re lucky)! Don’t worry about drowning, our server has special magical water that lets you breathe underwater like a fish! So come join us and make a splash on the most epic water-based Minecraft server ever!

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Whores in Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh your pants off! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco where all the mobs go to party after a long day of being killed by players. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

2. We have a pet llama named Larry who is rumored to be able to speak in ancient llama languages. He’s the life of the party and always has the best gossip to share.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs that grant wishes.

4. We have a floating island made entirely of cheese where players can go to relax and eat their fill of delicious dairy goodness. Just watch out for the cheese dragons that guard the island!

So come join our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the answer to life’s most pressing question: How can women be whores and not be disgusted by themselves? (Hint: it involves a lot of diamond armor and enchanted pickaxes)

Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Crops Grown:	6104	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Void Gems Collected:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Magic Items Found:	7693
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1