CraftyHost33 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Dreamland 1.20.2

1.20.2, Cancelling, cat, Content Creation, Digital Media, DiSRuPtiON, Dreamland, Entertainment, Feline, INCONVENIENCE, internet personality, Live streaming, Management, Online Community, online content creator, pet, PIXEL, Problem, Scheduling, solution, Stream, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got a whole bunch of crazy vtubers running around, causing chaos and canceling streams because of cats! Like, what even is that? But hey, if you wanna be part of the madness and help us solve this cat problem, then you gotta hop on this server and show those feline fiends who’s boss! Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride you won’t wanna miss!

TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs Minecraft SMP

5 years, buzzworthy, Fashionable, fizzle out, flash in the pan, Forgotten, here today gone tomorrow, hype, Minecraft, not lasting, not sustainable, outdated soon, overhyped trend, Overrated, passing fad, short lived, smp, soon to be outdated, temporary, transient, trendy, trendy now, TrendyFadGoneIn5Yrs

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Runes Activated:	7
Buildings Constructed:	38	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	6945
Ores Mined:	3815	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft SMP server that’s so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether? Bro, let me tell you, joining this server is like finding a diamond block in a chest full of dirt blocks.

First off, the admins are like wizards, they can literally make pigs fly and turn creepers into disco dancers. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a mix of superheroes and unicorns, always ready to help you build the most epic castle or prank your best friend by filling their house with chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the rarest items in the game are stored, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a talking Enderman who’s also a stand-up comedian.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP server now and become part of the craziest, most chaotic adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust me, in 5 years, everyone will be talking about how they wish they had joined earlier.

StopActingNormalMC

body shaming, bullying, cultural appropriation, discrimination, double standards, Gaslighting, Harassment, ignorance, INEQUALITY, intolerance, Manipulation, mental health stigma, microaggressions, Privilege, racism, sexism, societal norms, StopActingNormalMC, toxic behavior, unhealthy relationships, victim blaming

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Are you tired of people acting like mining for diamonds in Minecraft is just a casual hobby? Join our server and show them what real dedication looks like! Our players have been known to dig straight down to bedrock without a care in the world – who needs safety precautions anyway?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against their clucky tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake. Who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can eat your way through buildings and landscapes?

So come join us on our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who needs normal when you can have chaos and cake instead?

Tut’s Tomb Minecraft Server

Ancient civilization, ancient egypt, ancient history, Ancient relics, archaeological discovery, archaeologists, archaeology, Artifacts, burial site, discovery, egypt, Egyptian history, Excavation, historical announcement, historical find, King Tutankhamun, Minecraft, Pharaoh.., royal tomb, Server, Tomb, Tomb exploration, tuts

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6878
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Farms Harvested:	186
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Emeralds Found:	1932	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	4946

hey u, yea u, do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz we just discovered a ROYAL TOMB like king tut but even cooler! u can dig up treasures and fight mummies and pharaohs and stuff. plus, we have a secret passage that leads to a hidden oasis with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. join now before the curse of the tomb gets u! lolz.

Rent-A-Block-Singapore

Asia, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, economic influence, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global perceptions, global power dynamics, international affairs, international relations, LANDLORD, military presence, political analysis, regional politics, Rent, RentABlockSingapore, security alliances, Singapore, strategic interests, united states, US

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! u betta believe it, we got players from all over asia, even singapore! they say US be actin like a landlord tryna get rent from us, but we be too busy building epic structures and fighting dragons to care! join now for the best time of ur life, trust me u won’t regret it!

FarmCraft 2.0: Livestock Locator

agricultural innovation, agricultural productivity, AI in agriculture, animal farm, animal welfare, data analysis, economic opportunities, environmental impact, environmental outcomes, environmental sustainability, FarmCraft, farming strategies, Livestock, livestock management, livestock tracking, location prediction, locator, machine learning, precision farming, predictive modeling, Sustainable Agriculture, Sustainable development, Technology

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9380
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

u wanna join our server cuz we got this new machine learnin thingy that predicts where animal farms are in minecraft. like, we know where alllll the cows and pigs are gonna be so u can plan ur farm better. it’s like magic but with computers and stuff.

we’re all about helpin the environment and stuff. like, we wanna make sure farmers are doin things right so the planet doesn’t get messed up. plus, we wanna help farmers make more money too cuz who doesn’t love money, right?

so come join our server and help us save the world, one pixelated cow at a time. plus, we got cool stuff like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Retinue server minecraft

Active, application, bedrock, Community, Creative, Discord, Friendly, java, Mods, multiplayer, new, Opening, Plugins, private server, rules, serverlaunch, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5753
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	46

Vanilla, private server minecraft, which is available both from the Java version and with Bedrock version of Minecraft. The server just opened and is waiting for you! But in order to get to him, you need to leave your application to the discord server, the link to which will be lower!

retinue.aternos.me:64298

Medieval Smp

arcane arts, breathtaking-cities, creatures-unknown, darkest-depths, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Epic battles, grand-fortresses, Legacy, legendary bosses, Lore, Medieval, mighty-kingdoms, minecraft server, Modded, Ocean, plundered-cities, Ruler, Skies, smp, thriving-kingdoms, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Animals Bred:	121
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Medieval SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Medieval SMP is a Minecraft server where players can build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Season 2 has recently launched with new features and content for players to enjoy.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelist?	Yes, the server is whitelist. You can join by applying through the Discord server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can fight legendary bosses, build fortresses, master arcane arts, and explore endless possibilities in the world.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and follow the instructions to apply for whitelist access.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is a Discord server where players can chat, coordinate activities, and stay updated on server events.
What is the server IP address?	The server IP address is 88.211.212.7:25565

Enchanted Dream Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, autistic, dream, dumb, Enchanted, Insecurity, Isles, Loser, low self-esteem, mental health, negative emotions, negative self-talk, personal growth, Sadness, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-realization, stupid, Ugly, Weed, weird

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4085	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11

Hey bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server! Why be sad and ugly in real life when you can be a cool, blocky character in our world? Plus, who needs weed when you can get high on the excitement of building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends? Come on, don’t be a loser in real life, be a winner in Minecraft!

PixelPapSmearz

Appointment, Diagnosis, discomfort, Doctor, emotional toll., Frustration, gynecology, Healthcare, Hospital, insurance issues, lack of communication, long wait times, Medical, mistreatment, negligence, Pain, PixelPapSmearz, traumatic experience, Treatment, Women’s Health, worst experience

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimension Hops:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft, from riding pigs dressed as superheroes to battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we also have the most insane women’s healthcare stories you’ll ever hear. Imagine going to the doctor in Minecraft and getting treated by a witch who uses potions made from enchanted diamonds and golden apples. Trust us, you’ve never seen healthcare like this before!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh, scream, and maybe even cry tears of joy as you embark on the most ridiculous Minecraft journey of your life. Oh, and did we mention that our server has a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs? Yeah, it’s that kind of place.

Odd Feet Adventures

Adventures, feet, feet aesthetics, feet appreciation, feet beauty, feet fetishization, feet obsession, feet preferences, feet uniqueness, foot anatomy, foot appearance, foot attractiveness, foot fetish, foot fetish community, foot fetishism, foot shape, foot structure, odd, odd looking feet, podiatry, toe fetish, unusual feet

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	111	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, it will make ur grandma’s dentures fall out? well, u have come to the right place, my friend! this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter and cupcakes.

we have so many crazy things on this server, like giant chickens that poop diamonds and lava that flows like a river of hot sauce. u can build ur own house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows.

but wait, there’s more! we have epic quests that will take u on a journey through the land of the potato people, where u will have to battle evil broccoli monsters and save the princess made out of cheese.

so, what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Time Warp Quest

Difference, Future, No Difference, No Difference Between Past and Future, past, Past and Future, Quantum, Quantum Search, Quantum Search for Time’s Source, Quantum Search for Time’s Source Finds, Quest, search, source, Time, Time’s Source, Time’s Source Finds, Warp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

hey u! ya u! wanna join da craziest minecraft server in da universe? well dis server be so wild, we searchin for da source of time itself! we be buildin time machines n stuff, tryna figure out if da past n da future rly be different.

we got time travelers from all over, includin dinosaurs n aliens! u can team up with a T-Rex to mine for diamonds or battle space invaders for rare loot.

but wait, there’s more! we got secret portals to alternate dimensions where u can ride unicorns or fight zombies with laser guns.

so come on down to da most mind-bendin minecraft server ever created! join us in da Quantum Search For Time’s Source Finds No Difference Between Past And Future! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Carpet Hippos Pantry Raid 1.21

animal invasion, bizarre scenarios, Carpet, funny animals, hippos, Home Invasion, household pests, kitchen raid, pantry, pantry raiders, quirky decor, quirky home decor, Raid, strange occurrences, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, unusual sightings, whimsical creatures, whimsical home decor, wild animals

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4777
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3419
Chimeras Created:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, carpet hippos straight up raid your pantry! I mean, who wouldn’t want that kind of chaos in their virtual life, am I right? Plus, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans those carpet hippos will get up to next. It’s like a wild party in your kitchen, but in Minecraft. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and witness the madness for yourself!

MomLifeLessons Minecraft Server

a hole, AITAH, attitude, Boundaries, cellphones, Communication, Conversation, Divorce, downstairs, family dynamics, Fight, Food, junior year, life lesson, Minecraft, mom’s boyfriend, MomLifeLessons, nerve, oreos, Parent-child relationship, relationship, Server, skepticism

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6969	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Towns Built:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30

Are you tired of dealing with your mom’s boyfriend giving you life lessons and taking away your phone? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

Join our server and build your own virtual world where you can eat as many oreos as you want without anyone judging you. No more annoying conversations about cellphones or junior year attitude problems here!

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about getting into fights or being called an a-hole by anyone. It’s a peaceful and fun place where you can let your creativity run wild and escape from all the real-life nonsense.

So come join us and leave all the mom’s boyfriend drama behind. Build, explore, and have a great time on our Minecraft server!

SlimCraftSquad

body image, Communication, comparison, depression, diet, Emotional support, Exercise, FITNESS, friendship, Jealousy, Journey, medication, mental health, progress, Resentment, self esteem, self-care, shame, SlimCraftSquad, Support, weight loss

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Towns Built:	9
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Are you tired of feeling like the sidekick in your own life story? Join our server and become the hero of your own epic tale!

Embark on quests, build magnificent structures, and battle fearsome creatures – all while leaving your real-life problems behind.

Forget about counting calories and feeling stuck in a rut – on our server, the only limit is your imagination!

Join now and let your creativity soar higher than your friend on the stair climber at the gym. Who needs weight loss success stories when you can have blocky triumphs in the virtual world?

Don’t be the sidekick in someone else’s journey – become the star of your own adventure on our Minecraft server!

Players:	97/600	Votes:	9888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	825
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	2