CraftyHornyHololive | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2eth.vanilla-box.ru

SimplyMinecraft

admin interference, Anarchy, Anticheat, Discord, Dupe, Environment, FAQ, Hack, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, New server, OPTIMIZED SERVER, OWNER, player reports, Plugins, Server, SimplyMinecraft, Survival, Vanilla Gameplay

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Crops Grown:	6182	Dragon Eggs Found:	1191
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6967
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5

SimplyMinecraft Server Overview

Server Name	SimplyMinecraft
IP Address	simplymc.org
Discord	discord.simplymc.org

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I dupe?	Yes, if you find a working dupe, however we will attempt to patch it.
Can I hack?	Yes, however we do have an anticheat that tries to make it as close to vanilla gameplay as possible.

Ethereal Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, animated form, chuds, Ethereal, female titties, gain, Hate Speech, incel, incel forums, Incels, internet culture, Misogyny, Moids, online harassment, Quests, right wing, shock, spamming gore, toxic masculinity, trolling, Upset, Vile

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of dealing with vile moids and incels spamming gore everywhere? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the madness! We don’t tolerate any incel behavior here, just good old-fashioned block building and fun. Plus, we have plenty of female titties for you to touch virtually, so you can finally feel like a real man. Don’t waste your time on those right-wing incel forums, come join us and let’s build a better world together!

Pixel Poultry Palace

AGP sluts, beauty, Celebs, Community, COSPLAY, discussion, E-Girls, fap friends, fashion, forum, Gaming, general, influencers, internet girls, nursing, ONLINE, Palace, PIXEL, post, Poultry, simping, social media, Streamers

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in town! We got e-girls, streamers, cosplay gals, and even celebs up in here! If she’s an internet girl, you better come in and simp for her, bro! We also welcome fap friends and AGP sluts, so come on in and join the madness! Nursing edition? More like party edition, am I right? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

NoBandSMPHate

abhorrent, ANNOYING, Band, can’t stand, despise, detest, dislike, grating, intolerable, IRRITATING, loathe, loathsome, Music, nauseating, NoBandSMPHate, not a fan, offensive, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Unbearable

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	61	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	179
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

OMG, like, if you can’t stand the band “Creeper’s Delight” then you HAVE to join our Minecraft SMP! They totally invaded our server once and started playing their awful music non-stop. We had to fight them off with diamond swords and TNT, it was epic! So if you wanna join a server where we kick out annoying bands and have crazy battles, come join us! Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, it’s wild, man. So come on, join us and let’s take down those pesky bands together!

RetroThreads R Us

2025, catwalk, chic, classic, clothing, COMEBACK, Designer, Fashion (Industry), fashion trend, glamour, haute couture, iconic, Nostalgia, old school, Retro, RetroThreads, Revival, runway, Style, Timeless, vintage

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimension Hops:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old fashion trends? Well, look no further because on our server, we are bringing back the ultimate fashion trend of 2025 – diamond-studded armor! That’s right, forget about iron or leather, on our server, you’ll be strutting around in armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fashionista Villager, who will trade you the most stylish outfits in exchange for rare gems and resources. Want a pair of enchanted diamond boots with feather falling? No problem! Just bring him a stack of emeralds and you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take on our exclusive Fashion Quests, where you’ll have to battle stylish mobs like the Glamorous Ghasts and the Fabulous Skeletons to earn even more fashionable rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MapleCraft Server: GarminGate Edition

Adventure, arrested, Canadian, Communication, Edition, emergency, Endurance, Garmin inReach, GarminGate, GPS device, India, International, legal trouble, MapleCraft, Marathon, navigation, Outdoor, Running, Safety, Satellite device, Server, Technology, travel, Ultrarunner

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

u ever wanted to play minecraft with a canadian ultrarunner who got arrested in india for carrying a garmin inReach? well now u can on our server! join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and outrun the law together. who knows what kind of trouble we’ll get into next! come join the chaos and see if u can keep up with our fearless leader. trust us, it’ll be a run like no other.

CraftyZelenskyy2024

2024.., Armed Forces, Army, CraftyZelenskyy2024, Defense, domestically made, Equipment, Gear, international relations, Manufacturing, Military, military strength, national security, president, Procurement, self-sufficiency, SOVEREIGNTY, Technology, Ukraine, weapons, zelenskyy

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	521
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Alien Abductions:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make weapons and gear just like ukranian military!!! we have 30% homemade gear, so you know it’s legit. fight off creepers and zombies with our top-notch weaponry that we totally didn’t just make out of cardboard and duct tape. become a true warrior and defend our server from evil mobs, just like zelenskyy defends ukraine. join now for a wild ride filled with homemade chaos and epic battles!

Brain Cell Bonanza – Age of Hormones

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the brain cells have more fun than u! our hormone-controlling cells are off the charts with genetic activity, making for the craziest adventures u can imagine! trust me, u won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s get those brain cells firing on all cylinders!

TerraCraft

artists, Builders, Community, Discord, FANTASY, Groups, Leaks.., Minecraft, multiplayer, Other, Project, PvE, PvP, RPG, Server, TEAM, Terracraft, Updates

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	234	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

RPG Minecraft Server

Overview:

Position	Description
Builders	Help in constructing buildings, landscapes, and other structures in the Minecraft world.
2D/3D Minecraft Artists	Create textures, models, and other art assets for the server.

Discord:

Discord: Join our Discord server

Photage:

Check out our Photage (not fully completed)

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can anyone join the team?	Yes, anyone interested in helping and contributing to the project can join the team.
Do I need to commit to a specific amount of work or time?	No, you can contribute whenever you want, there’s no specific commitment required.
Can I be an admin or manager on the server?	No, the roles currently needed are builders and 2D/3D Minecraft artists.

Cubic Realm 1.21

3×3, ah well, annual update, bad time, bad year, being here forever, cubic, doubt, Faggots, grace, Happy new years, Last, Long, new years, One, PRESENCE, Realm, rpg-anon, Thread, Threads, try, USUALLY

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	5719
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like the ultimate party for all you crazy gamers out there. We may be late to the party, but who cares? We’re here now and ready to rock your pixelated world!

Join us for some epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop fun. We may not last long, but hey, that’s part of the thrill, right? Plus, maybe RPG-anon will drop by and blow our minds with his annual update.

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and survive like never before. Happy New Year, you awesome nerds! Let’s make this year one to remember in the land of blocks and creepers!

AwkwardCraft: Embarrassing Moments

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward encounters with ex, awkward experiences, awkward family gatherings, awkward first dates, awkward interactions, awkward memories, awkward moments, awkward public moments, awkward silence, awkward situations, awkward stories, awkward work situations, AwkwardCraft, cringeworthy, EMBARRASSING, funny, MOMENTS, social situations, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Emeralds Found:	1327

Have you ever accidentally walked in on your parents doing the Macarena in their underwear? Well, that’s nothing compared to the hilariously awkward situations you’ll find yourself in on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected shenanigans and absurdity that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

RussianDroneWars Minecraft Server

air travel, airport closures, airport operations, airport security, airport shutdowns, airspace security, aviation safety, drone attack, Drone Incidents, eastern europe, flight delays, international relations, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian airports, russian news, RussianDroneWars, security measures, Server, travel alerts, travel disruptions, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, WE GOT DRONES FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE UKRAINIAN AIRPORTS. BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR DRONES ARE FRIENDLY AND JUST HERE TO MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A BLAST PLAYIN’ MINECRAFT. JOIN US FOR THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES AND MAYBE EVEN SPOT A UKRAINIAN DRONE OR TWO. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry

alleged, Conspiracy, CounterTerrorism, CraftyCreeperPlotGoneAwry, criminal plot, DISRUPTED, domestic terrorism, extremist, fbi, investigation, law enforcement, Major, national security, offices, organization, Plot, pro Israel, SECURITY, Terrorism, threat, U.S

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6961
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where we have FBI-level security to protect our precious blocks from evil griefers! we stopped a plot against our pro-diamond organization offices, so you know we mean business! join now to be part of the most intense and thrilling minecraft experience ever! plus, our admins are trained in ninja combat and will ban any troublemakers faster than you can say “creeper!” so what are you waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

Obsidian Peak

Adventure, Assistance, bedrock, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Discord, Feedback, Gaming, ip address, java, MC community, multiplayer, obsidian, peak, Platform, Plugins, smp, Staff, Survival, teamwork, Treasures

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9788
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Server Name:	Obsidian Peak
IP Address:	play.obsidianpeak.xyz
Discord:	https://discord.gg/viibe

Overview:

Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate gaming experience! We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept to make your survival adventure easier. With player-driven economy, land claim, and a PvE gameplay feel, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question:	Answer:
Is the server Java or Bedrock?	Obsidian Peak is a cross-play server that supports both Java and Bedrock players. Play with your friends from any platform!
Are there staff positions available?	Yes, we are currently looking for new staff members to join our team. Apply on our Discord server!
What plugins are available on the server?	We have Quality of Life plugins like /sethome, /tpa, and /tpaccept, along with others to enhance your gameplay experience.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is strictly prohibited on Obsidian Peak. We value cooperation and respect among players.
How can I report a player for misconduct?	You can report any player misconduct to the server staff or admins through Discord or in-game messaging.

Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2750
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Animals Bred:	109
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8