CraftyHomelessPrince | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Lost in Time 1.21.3

1.21.3, 10. memories, 11. emotional pain, 12. longing for her, 13. thinking of her, 14. emotional longing, 15. missing a loved one, 16. pining, 17. sorrow, 18. feeling empty, 19. Grief, 2. Longing, 20. missing her deeply., 3. heartache, 4. reminiscing, 5. nostalgia, 6. yearning, 7. love lost, 8. loneliness, 9. sadness, Lost, missing someone, Time

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	2461
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ores Mined:	8355	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, bro, do I have the server for you! It’s like, the craziest place in Minecraft, like seriously.

You gotta join because the mobs are like, so friendly, they’ll give you hugs instead of attacking you.

And the diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle like Edward Cullen in the sunlight.

Plus, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas, ready to protect you from any creepers that come your way.

But the best part? The Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever!

NightmarePornMinecraftSMP

BDSM, Boundaries, consent, consent violations, degradation, ethical porn., Exploitation, fetish, mental health, Nightmare, NightmarePornMinecraftSMP, objectification, porn fantasy, Reality, role-play, rough sex, Sexualization, taboo, Trauma, unrealistic expectations, violence

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	240
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	6827	Crops Grown:	1340
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that you absolutely HAVE to join. It’s like, the most lit place ever, I swear. Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that breathes fire and can fly you around the server. How insane is that?!

But wait, it gets even better. The spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and the currency on the server is actually chocolate coins. And every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow shoots out of your butt. It’s like, the most magical place ever, bro.

Oh, and did I mention that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party? Yeah, it’s wild. Creepers breakdancing, skeletons doing the Macarena, it’s a total rave down there.

So yeah, if you want to join this crazy, wacky, totally bonkers Minecraft server, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a dream come true, but with more explosions and dancing zombies.

CraftyNationUSA

breaking news, country updates, CraftyNationUSA, current affairs, current events, Global Issues, global news, government updates, international affairs, international relations, media coverage, national news, News, news analysis, news headlines, news updates, political developments, Politics, Usa, world events, world news

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3634
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Void Gems Collected:	38
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Tired of all the drama in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where the only news you’ll hear is about epic battles with giant creepers and quests to find the legendary diamond sword! Who needs to worry about politics when you can build your own empire and rule over your friends as the ultimate Minecraft master? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a land of endless possibilities and endless laughs on our server! Join now and escape the craziness of the real world for good!

SwastikaCraft: Tesla Vandalized!

anti-fascist, SHOWROOM, SwastikaCraft, swastikas, tesla, texts, The Hague, vandalized

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Potions Brewed:	34	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Animals Bred:	60	Magic Items Found:	4965
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like craziness? well come join our server where we have a tesla showroom in the hague that got vandalized with swastikas and anti-fascist texts! it’s like a real life drama but in minecraft! come see the chaos unfold and maybe even help clean up the mess (or make it worse, we don’t judge). join now for a wild ride of adventure and questionable decisions!

Sunlit Starlight Realm

Astronomical Phenomena, Astronomy, astronomy facts, astronomy trivia, celestial bodies, celestial objects, Cosmic, ENERGY, Galaxy, Light, Planetary Systems, Realm, Science, solar system, Space, star names, star systems, Starlight, Sun, Sunlight, Sunlit, Universe

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Mines Excavated:	4807	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun creates sunlight like no other! other servers don’t even compare, their starlight is weak sauce. on our server, the sun is like a disco ball on steroids, shining bright and keeping the creepers at bay.

we’ve got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and cows that give you milkshakes instead of milk. our world is like a psychedelic dream, with rainbow waterfalls and mountains made of candy.

plus, our community is the best around. we’ve got players from all over the world, united in their love for all things minecraft. we have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most fun minecraft server in the universe. trust us, you won’t regret it.

Epic Quests 1.20.4

1.20.4, body image, Confidence, discomfort, Doctor, EMBARRASSMENT, Epic, gyno, hate my life, Health Insurance, Insecurity, insurance company, medical procedure, mental health, physical appearance, Quests, Recovery, self esteem, self-conscious, Shirts, Stares, steroid, surgery

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Towns Built:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and escape from the real world where gyno is a thing! No need to worry about insurance or surgery, just build and explore in our virtual world! Let your creativity shine without any judgment or stares from others. Say goodbye to self-consciousness and hello to endless fun! Don’t let gyno ruin your life, join us and game on!

WaterBottleWars

Behavior, Boundaries, Camera, Confrontation, DISRESPECTFUL, Fence, Kids, neighbors, Nuisance, outside, parents, privacy, recording, STARING, swing set, Throwing, Trash, Water Bottle, WaterBottleWars, wrappers, YARD

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Farms Harvested:	847
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Potions Brewed:	113	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from nosy neighbors and their pesky kids! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds and crazy antics.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about nosy neighbors peeking over the fence. Our server offers a safe haven for all Minecraft enthusiasts who just want to enjoy the game in peace.

But that’s not all – we also have a special feature that allows you to throw virtual water bottles at annoying kids who invade your virtual space. Take that, nosy neighbors!

Join us now and experience the thrill of standing up to those who try to ruin your Minecraft experience. Plus, who knows what other outrageous stories and adventures await you on our server. See you there!

BoomerCraft SMP

10. Financial stability, 11. Health insurance benefits, 12. Senior discounts, 13. Family gatherings, 14. Time for relaxation, 15. Pursuing passions, 16. Enjoying nature, 17. Making memories, 18. Inner peace, 19. Embracing change, 2. Wisdom comes with age, 20. Living in the moment., 3. Life experience, 4. Appreciating the little things, 5. Self-confidence, 6. Retirement benefits, 7. Grandchildren, 8. Travel opportunities, 9. Time for hobbies, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	5808
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Animals Bred:	176	Void Armor Forged:	20
Enchantments Applied:	103	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	186	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Join our totally rad Minecraft server bro! We got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill, more creepers than a haunted house, and more drama than a soap opera marathon!

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples and a pet dragon named Steve. And that player? Albert Einstein.

But wait, there’s more! We have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, a secret society of talking cows, and a dance party every Friday night with DJ Villager spinning the sickest beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, diamonds are forever but obsidian is for life, bro. #YOLO #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrElse

Gr8ful4Minecraft

Achievements, appreciation, Blessings, experiences, family, Friends, Gr8ful4Minecraft, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, lessons learned, Life moments, love, Memories, opportunities, personal development, positive mindset, success, Support, thankful

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking llama who will grant you three wishes if you can beat him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is built on a floating island made entirely of cheese? That’s right, CHEESE.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a unicorn riding a giant spider. The possibilities are endless!

Bake Nise Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, Anime, anime recommendations, Anime Series, Arcs, Bake, Bat, binge-worthy, Character development, Craft, dark themes, FANTASY, favorite characters, important role, japanese animation, must watch, Mystery, nise, screen time, storytelling, Supernatural, Underrated

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	533
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Votes:	3518	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Items Found:	1132	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Bro, forget about that anime crap, join our Minecraft server instead!

We got bats flying around like crazy, not just in one arc, but all over the place!

You want bat action? We got bat action!

Join now and experience the bat-tastic world of our Minecraft server!

DaydreamDisaster – Minecraft SMP

anxiety, catastrophe, dark daydream, daydream, DaydreamDisaster, Disaster, DREAD, dreadful dream, FANTASY, fear, fearful fantasy, Horror, Minecraft, Nightmare, nightmare come true, nightmare scenario, nightmare turned nightmare, nightmare turned reality, smp, terrifying thought, Wishful thinking, Worst Case Scenario

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn land where you can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with diamond swords! But wait, there’s more – the admins are actually aliens from Mars who communicate through interpretive dance and the currency is not diamonds, but actual pieces of cheese! 🧀🚀

I heard a rumor that if you join this SMP, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the villagers breakdance to dubstep remixes of Minecraft music. And get this, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give you quests to find the legendary golden carrot of destiny! 🐄🥕

But beware, there’s a group of rogue chickens who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant chicken coop. They’re led by a deranged chicken named Cluck Norris who can karate chop you with his wings! 🐔💥

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers blowing up your house)! It’s gonna be a blast, trust me bros! 🤪🎉

CraftyNostalgia

2010s, Celebrities, CraftyNostalgia, Events, experiences, fashion, FRIENDSHIPS, good times, Memories, Milestones, movies, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Reminiscing, social media, Technology, Throwback, trends, tv shows, viral videos

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Remember the good ol’ days of the 2010s when Minecraft was all the rage? Well, we’ve got the perfect server for you to relive those glory days! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-clad llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself (yes, he’s alive and kicking in our server)!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft: the elusive rainbow obsidian. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods (spoiler alert: one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

SpaceXBillionaireCraft

billionaire, billionaire investigation, billionaire ownership, billionaire ownership stakes, billionaire sanctions, billionaire stakes, billionaire US sanctions, Daghestani, investigation, ownership, ownership stakes, sanctioned, sanctions, spacex, SpaceX investigation, SpaceX ownership, SpaceXBillionaireCraft, STAKES, US, US billionaire, US sanctions

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	7436
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Void Gems Collected:	34	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have daghestani billionaires owning stakes in spacex even tho they bein sanctioned by the US lmao. we got rockets flyin everywhere and diamonds rainin from the sky. u can build ur own space station and mine for space diamonds. join now for a out of this world experience!

GuildStone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Economy SMP Story Friends Connections Non-competitive Adventure Community Building Exploration PvP Roleplay Creativity Quests Minigames Farming Crafting Redstone Socializing

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

We are a story-driven, economy based SMP Minecraft server that focuses on a foundation of non-competitive and fun gameplay to hang out with or make new friends and connections.

play.guildstone.org

Whispering Streamers 1.21.1

#youtube, 1.21.1, 930835177, Company, content creators, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming Community, gossip, influencers, internet personalities, Live streaming, News, online gaming, OTK, Rumors, social media, Streamers, streaming, twitch, twitch streamers, video games, whispering

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, zombies breakdance, and creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals.

But wait, there’s more! This server has more mods and plugins than a squirrel has nuts. You want crazy adventures? We got ’em. You want epic battles? We got those too. You want to build a giant statue of Nicolas Cage? Well, why the heck not, we’re all about that here.

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft weirder than a three-headed chicken wearing a tutu. You won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to awesomeness.

Players:	107/400	Votes:	2582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runes Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6