CraftyHistory Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3889
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

FlightSeatSwapDrama

airline policies, aisle seat, awkward situation, boarding process, Communication, flight attendants, FlightSeatSwapDrama, holding up boarding line, husband and wife, in-flight comfort, logistical nightmare, long flight, passenger etiquette, plane vibes, seating arrangements, social awkwardness, switching seats, transatlantic flight, travel etiquette, window seat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

So, imagine this: You’re on a Minecraft server, ready to embark on an epic journey, when suddenly a player asks you to switch seats with them so they can sit next to their Minecraft husband. But here’s the twist – their Minecraft husband is in a completely different biome, and the whole server has to rearrange just so they can be together!

But fear not, on our server, we have a strict no-drama policy. We believe in keeping the chaos in-game, not during the boarding process. So come join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy situations like these, all while building your dream world in Minecraft!

Don’t be like the awkward middle-seat player, join our server and let the adventures begin! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So what are you waiting for? Hop on board and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	352	Dragon Eggs Found:	2598
Magic Items Found:	3491	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Emeralds Found:	3283

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	751
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1488
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2453	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	503
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Dimension Hops:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	5805
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1463
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	New Chunks Explored:	912599

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	128	Gods Slained:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6017
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	7773
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Ores Mined:	8389	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.