CraftyHistory Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	1870
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	8908
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear waiting for you to find. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the elusive Herobrine, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s all part of the fun!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2309
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Holy Grails Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Towns Built:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	235
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	601
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Towns Built:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4320
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8070	Players Killed by Monsters:	5315
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3535
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8770
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!

Rise and Craft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anon, compassion, Craft, don’t kill yourself, encouragement, good morning, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health support, Mental Wellness, motivation, positive affirmations, positive vibes, positivity, Rise, self love, self-care, Suicide prevention, support system, thanks, uplifting messages

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecraft addicts! Are you tired of boring, basic servers that make you want to dig straight down to bedrock and never come back up? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, and our community is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jelly!

BabyRageCraft

BabyRageCraft, Boundaries, caregiving, childcare, Communication, Emotional support, family conflicts, family dynamics, family obligations., family responsibilities, Family Support, favoritism, health concerns, health issues, personal boundaries, refusing to babysit, self-care, sibling relationships, sick baby, surgery, work-life balance

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any entitled baby villagers like the ones in this crazy family drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, epic builds, and absolutely no sick babies left in your care.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about getting guilt-tripped into babysitting while dealing with health issues and impending surgery. Instead, you’ll be free to explore, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we guarantee that no one will call you selfish or weak-minded for taking care of yourself. Plus, if you ever need help or support, our community is always there to lend a hand – no crickets chirping in sight!

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to use for your next build. See you in the game – and leave the sick babies at home!

EqualCraft: Where all jobs pay the same!

career choice, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, equal pay, EqualCraft, fulfillment, Happiness, job equality, job fulfillment, job happiness, job market, Job Opportunities, job passion, job preference, job satisfaction, job security, job selection, Jobs, Passion, Pay, salary equality, work-life balance

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you mine pays the same amount of diamonds! That’s right, no more grinding for hours just to get a measly iron ore. Join us and become the richest miner in all of Minecraft!

Imagine a world where being a farmer, a blacksmith, or even a librarian pays just as much as being a diamond miner. You can finally pursue your dream career without worrying about the pay! Want to be a professional sheep shearer? Go for it! Always dreamed of being a fisherman? Now’s your chance!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat it. Rumor has it that whoever slays the Diamond Dragon will be rewarded with endless riches and fame throughout the land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your epic journey to become the wealthiest and most famous player in all of Minecraft!

EU Tariff Trumpocalypse

donald trump, economic impact, Economy, EU tariffs, european union, foreign trade, global economy, import/export, international relations, international trade, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade policies, trade sanctions, trade war, Trumpocalypse, united states

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2453	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

so like, u know how donald trump is all like “tariffs this, tariffs that”? well, on this server, we got no tariffs, just pure minecraft fun! join us and escape the chaos of the real world with our epic builds and crazy adventures. who needs tariffs when u can have creeper explosions and diamond mining, amirite? come join us before donald trump decides to build a wall around our server too! #minecraft4life #notariffsonthisserver

Four Long Toe Horse Land

Animals, equine anatomy, hoofed animals, Horse, horse anatomy, horse anatomy details, horse anatomy facts, horse behavior, horse biology, horse feet, horse hooves, horse legs, horse limbs, horse movement, horse physiology, horse toes, Horses, Land, Legs, Long, mammal anatomy, TOE, Toes, traditional sense

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where horses don’t have legs but really long toes instead. it’s like they’re walking on stilts all the time! imagine riding a horse with stilts, it’s like a circus act every time you go for a ride. plus, our server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and magical potions. but watch out for the evil chickens that guard it, they have laser eyes and will peck you to death if you’re not careful. so come on over and join the fun, just remember to bring your stilts!

BlockyToddlers: Autism Screening & Education

autism, autism awareness, autism evaluation, Autism Spectrum Disorder, behavioral therapy, BlockyToddlers, child development, developmental delays, early diagnosis, education, healthcare disparities, intervention services, milder symptoms, neurodevelopmental disorders, occupational therapy, parental awareness, pediatrician, Screening, screening tool, special education, speech therapy, Standardized autism screening, toddlers

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	8928
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so, like, imagine you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? like, it’s so lit that it’s like you’re in a whole new world of blocky goodness. we got so many players, it’s like a party up in here 24/7.

but wait, there’s more. our server is so epic that it’s been proven to increase your IQ by like, a million points. yeah, you heard me right. you’ll be building redstone contraptions like a freakin’ genius in no time.

oh, and get this. if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you fly around like a majestic blocky bird. you’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the other players in awe of your mad skills.

so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and become the ultimate minecraft master. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a whole new world of blocky goodness just waiting for you to explore.

Enderblade

Bedwars, building, Creative, Economy, Enchanting, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla, villager

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Star Shards Collected:	208	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

A new Minecraft servers hub released today featuring Survival Earth, Skyblock (skywars), Prison and Bedwars.

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