so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.

and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’

so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Mines Excavated: 4487 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Endless Night Skies: 2
Meteorites Collected: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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