so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, crazy stuff happenin all the time. like, one time, this dude built a giant toilet and we all had a poop party in it. it was wild, man.

and, like, if you don’t join, taslima nasreen is gonna come and predict ‘religious darkness’ in bangladesh or something. like, she’s gonna be all like ‘hindus, free thinkers will die’ and we’ll all be like ‘nah, we’re too busy having a poop party in the giant toilet, sorry taslima.’

so, yeah, join this server if you wanna have a blast and avoid the religious darkness or whatever. it’s gonna be lit, man.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
Meteorites Collected: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17
Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Crystal Wands Charged: 7
Endless Night Skies: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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