Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8673 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
I mean, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps. It’s like Indiana Jones meets The Hunger Games meets a bunch of really confused sheep.
Plus, the community is lit AF. We have regular dance parties in the town square, epic PvP battles in the arena, and even a weekly llama beauty pageant. And let me tell you, those llamas know how to work a runway.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more than just blocks and mobs, come join us. Who needs a significant other when you have a whole world of pixelated insanity to explore?
