CraftyHater’s LOL Mine: Where even the creepers laugh at your fails!

Atrocity, Boring, Cliche, CraftyHaters, creator, Creatures, CREEPERS, decency, Disappointment, Fails, Frustration, hate, LAUGH, lol, make it stop, man, Needed, over 40 episodes, Responsible, sense, Story, terrible storytelling, tv show, Waste of time, Written

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3997
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	663438	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Crops Grown:	9042
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Magic Items Found:	5133	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most chaotic and absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Who in their right mind thought it was a good idea to create over 40 episodes of the most boring and cliche creatures ever seen in the game? We have llamas wearing top hats, pigs riding on flying carpets, and chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And don’t even get me started on the storyline – it’s so nonsensical that it’ll leave you scratching your head in confusion. But hey, if you’re looking for a good laugh and a break from reality, then this is the server for you. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (or melted, we’re not responsible for any brain damage).

BlockyBootyCraft

arousal, atypical fetish, bizarre turn on, BlockyBootyCraft, eccentric desire., kinky desire, odd arousal, offbeat arousal, out of the ordinary, peculiar attraction, quirky fetish, strange arousal, surprising attraction, surprising turn on, uncommon turn on, unconventional desire, unexpected pleasure, unexpected turn-on, unique attraction, unusual fetish, weird turn on

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never imagined!

Join us for a wild ride where the most unexpected things will turn you on – like finding a diamond in a pile of dirt or stumbling upon a secret underground rave party hosted by creepers.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare to be turned on in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

AI products, Artificial Intelligence, cyber attacks, cyber operations, cyber warfare, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data security, digital warfare, Espionage, foreign relations, hackers, HACKING, intelligence agencies, international relations, iran, Minecraft, national security, sanctions, Server, Technology, threat actors, U.S

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	6047
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got hackers from Iran using American AI to do some crazy cyber stuff. But don’t worry, they’re like, totally friendly and just wanna play Minecraft with ya. Join us for a wild ride of hacking, AI, and blocky adventures. Plus, we have diamond armor for days and unlimited TNT for epic explosions. Come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCannonCo

arms development, arms race, artillery production, Boost, collaboration, CraftyCannonCo, defense cooperation, defense industry, defense news, denmark, european defense, European support, geopolitical news, international relations, military aid, military assistance, military modernization, military partnership, military technology, Ukraine, weapons manufacturing

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
New Chunks Explored:	492788	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Denmark be helpin Ukraine make mad artillery like 25 times more! Imagine all da explosions and chaos u can cause on dis server! It’s gonna be lit AF, fam! Join now and be part of da epic warzone where u can blow up everything in sight with ur OP artillery! It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Don’t miss out on all da fun, join now and let’s wreck havoc together! BOOM! 💥🔥🚀 #MinecraftMadness #ArtilleryMayhem #JoinOrRegretIt

Sahara Dust Storms – No Radioactive Risk!

air quality, atmospheric conditions, dust, dust particles, environmental contamination, environmental impact, French nuclear tests, global health, Hazardous substances, health hazards, Natural phenomena, public health, radiation, radiation levels, radioactive, radioactive materials, radioactivity exposure, Risk, risk assessment, Safety Measures, SAHARA, Saharan dust storms, scientific research, storm’s

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Animals Bred:	66	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Votes:	2370
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where saharan dust storms are a regular occurrence! but don’t worry, they won’t give you any radioactive superpowers or turn you into a mutant. in fact, they’re just there to add some extra challenge to your mining adventures!

we promise that the radiation in our server is totally unrelated to any french nuclear tests in the sahara. so don’t worry about growing an extra limb or developing telekinetic powers while you’re building your epic castle or exploring our vast world.

join now for a chance to experience the thrill of surviving saharan dust storms without any real-life consequences. plus, who wouldn’t want to brag to their friends about playing on a server with radioactive sandstorms? it’s the ultimate flex for any hardcore minecraft player.

Benroo’s cobblemon SMP

Adventure, battle arena, Benroos, challenge, Cobblemon, Community, Discord, Fabric, Fun, Gaming, Gyms, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Poké-Centres, Poké-Stores, PvP, rules, Server, smp, Trainers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Cobblemon Server
Server Type	Casual
Features	– Cobblemon-themed spawn– Poké-Centres and Poké-Stores– Three different gyms– Battle arena– Discord community
Version	Fabric 1.21.1
Modpack	Will be linked in the discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join us today using the discord link provided above and make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game ones too.

Q: What currency is used in the server?

A: Players can earn and spend currency gained from defeating Pokémon.

Q: What can I do in the battle arena?

A: Players can fight each other without Pokémon in the battle arena at spawn.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?

A: Make sure to follow the rules of the discord and the in-game rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.

Valentine’s Quests 1.20.6

1.20.6, Assumptions, cringe, EMBARRASSING, heroing, hypothetical scenario, late-in-life virgin, plausible deniability, Quests, reasons, Valentine’s Day, Valentines

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Animals Bred:	111
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	148

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your reality? Join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure!

Ever wanted to escape the embarrassment of being a late-in-life virgin? Well, our server will make you forget all about that with its crazy challenges and outrageous quests!

Don’t want to write a note explaining why you did it? No problem! Our server will keep you guessing with its mysterious atmosphere and unpredictable events.

Join now and dive into a world where anything is possible, even making people wonder why you did what you did on Valentine’s Day!

RewatchableShowMC SMP

Addictive, all-time favorite, Beloved, binge watch, binge-worthy, classic, Entertainment, favorite shows, iconic, memorable, most rewatchable, must watch, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, RewatchableShowMC, series, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, tv shows

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9273
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest place ever! We have diamond armor galore and the best enchantments you’ve ever seen. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden apples and dragon eggs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow things up, but don’t worry, he’s totally harmless… most of the time. And our leader, Steve, once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of dirt blocks. Legend has it, he can tame any mob with just a wink of his eye.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BlockyTrumpSanctions

Accountability, Allies, BlockyTrumpSanctions, consequences, Corruption, Democracy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, influence, international relations, Justice, Politics, power, russia, sanctions, trump, united states, world leaders

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7760
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Star Shards Collected:	191
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Look no further! Join our server where we sanction players like Trump and his allies personally just like Russian politicians! Witness epic battles and crazy political drama unfold as players fight for power and dominance. Who will come out on top? Join now and be part of the madness!

DroneCraft2000: Ukraine’s Ultimate Strike

000 km, 2.., aerial surveillance, aerial warfare, combat drone, defense capabilities, defense technology, drone, DroneCraft2000, long range drone, Long-Range Strike, Military, military deployment, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, national security, strike, strike capability, surveillance drone, Ukraine, Ukraines, Ukrainian military, Ultimate, Unmanned aircraft

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	22

lol u kno wat else is long range? dis epic minecraft server! we got drones dat can strike from 2,000 km away, just like Ukraine! join us for sum crazy pvp battles and epic adventures. we even got a secret base hidden in the clouds where u can find rare loot and meet mythical creatures. come join da fun and be part of dis insane minecraft world!

AntiVaxxers Ruin MMR Vax率

AntiVaxxers, correlation, COVID-19 vaccine, Decline, health, immunization, Impact, infectious diseases, likelihood, Measles, MMR, mumps, parents, preventative healthcare., public health, refusal, research, rubella, ruin, study, vaccination, Vax率, young children

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Star Shards Collected:	242	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7991	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9574	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dimension Hops:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	2

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, if u don’t, ur kids gonna be like, 25% less likely to get vaccinated against measles, mumps, and rubella. like, that’s some serious stuff man. u don’t want ur kids walkin’ around with all them diseases, do ya? so join this server and keep ur fam safe from all them nasty germs. plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret treasure hunt where u can win a real life llama. yea, u heard me right, a real life llama. so come on, join the fun and save ur kids from the plague of not getting vaccinated.

💎Doomworld💎 Unique anarchy 1.16.5 server minecraft

1.16.5, Anarchy, Doomworld, Minecraft, Server, Unique

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mines Excavated:	4122
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

server “Doomworld Unique Anarchy 1.16.5” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.doomworld.fun

Aurora Heights SMP

aurora, BUILD, Community, Contraptions, day one, Discord, Enhance, Explore, February 8th, Heights, ideas, Join, Launch, long term, Mature, Meaningful, Mods, passionate, quality of life, Redstone, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Server Overview

Server Name	Aurora Heights
Launch Date	February 8th
Community Discord	https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Aurora Heights?	Aurora Heights is a long-term survival server with quality-of-life datapacks and mods.
When does the server launch?	The server launches on February 8th, be there from day one!
What kind of players are you looking for?	We are looking for mature players who want to settle in, build, explore, and be part of a growing community.
How can I join the community?	You can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/5aCDHkW9

Eternal Pixel Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, acceptance, bullying, derogatory language, derogatory term, discrimination, empowerment, ETERNAL, FAGGOT, Homophobia, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, mental health, PIXEL, pride, Realm, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-acceptance, self-deprecation, self-identity, Worthless

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7621
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	293	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Love Letters Sent:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Join this Minecraft server if you want to unleash your inner faggotry in a world of blocks and pixels!

We have so many useless losers just like you who are ready to build, mine, and craft their way to being even more worthless!

Come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace your worthlessness and join us today!

We promise you’ll fit right in with all the other pathetic losers on this server.

YellCraft Minecraft Server

codependency, Communication Issues, cousin drama, emotional distress, emotional exhaustion, emotional fatigue, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial support, lending money, Manipulation, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship struggles, Resentment, Server, setting boundaries, toxic relationships, trust issues, YellCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	6532	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to escape the never-ending cycle of family manipulation and drama.

On our server, you won’t have to deal with cousins stealing from your wallet or faking terminal illnesses to get out of school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs with your friends.

Plus, our server has a strict no borrowing money policy, so you won’t have to worry about lending thousands of virtual dollars to ungrateful relatives who never pay you back. And if anyone tries to guilt trip you into helping them, just block them and move on with your virtual life.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs real life when you can have an epic virtual adventure with us?

DoubleBarrelDude

Disrespect, double barrel name, DoubleBarrelDude, emasculating, family connections, family name, Identity, identity crisis, last name, Marriage, surname, unique name, Wedding, wedding planning

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	890936	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your future double barrel name? Look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures this side of the block world.

Imagine a world where taking a double barrel name is not only accepted but encouraged! Our server is all about embracing your unique identity, whether it’s with a double barrel name or a diamond sword named after your pet chicken.

But beware, not everyone is on board with the double barrel name trend. Just like in real life, there are players who will try to convince you that a double barrel name is “insulting” or “emasculating.” But fear not, on our server, you can stand tall (or as tall as a blocky character can) and proudly rock your double barrel name like the boss you are.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your double barrel name flag fly high! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow player who shares your love for both their family name and their Minecraft skills. It’s a match made in blocky heaven!