LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can get CREATIVE and feel HAPPIER than ever before! Like seriously, dis study found dat doin creative stuff like sewing or painting can make u feel like a freakin ROCKSTAR in life. So why not join dis server and unleash ur inner PICASSO while building crazy cool stuff with ur homies? Trust me, u won’t regret it! Plus, who knows, maybe u’ll even find a magical unicorn in da game and ride off into da sunset together. So what are u waiting for? Join now and start living ur best crafty life!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players: 104/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server

    Lesbian Straightening Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who was so skilled at building, they could turn a dirt hut into a mansion with just a flick of their wrist. And get this – they were so charming, they could even set a lesbian straight! That’s right, folks, on this server, anything is possible. Join us and become a legend in your own right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret to turning diamonds into chocolate! Just kidding, but seriously, join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic. See you in the game!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Masses Minecraft SMP Generals

    Masses Minecraft SMP Generals
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the generals gather in their masses for some epic PvP battles and crazy shenanigans!

    Join us if you want to ride into battle on a pig while throwing exploding chickens at your enemies. Or maybe you prefer to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server!

    But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama vs player showdown?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server

    The Shiori Novella Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main activity is sharing a giant soup pot with other players! It’s like a culinary social experiment where you never know what kind of soup you’ll end up with. Will it be a delicious gourmet masterpiece or a disgusting concoction that will make you question your life choices? Join now to find out!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who have formed their own civilization. They have their own potato king, potato laws, and even potato currency. Will you befriend the potato people or join forces with the rebellious carrot faction trying to overthrow the potato monarchy? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Cheese houses, cheese trees, even cheese animals. Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat everything in sight?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a soup-tastic, potato-filled, cheese-tastic adventure like no other!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 15 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • ”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”

    ”IF I NEVER SOLD MY BTC FOR ALTS I WOULD HAVE 180K INSTEAD OF Minecraft SMP”
    Are you tired of making bad financial decisions in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you’ll be losing is virtual diamonds!

    Forget about Bitcoin and altcoins, join us and you’ll be swimming in virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Who needs 180k when you can have a whole inventory full of enchanted diamond gear?

    Don’t let financial regret get you down, join our SMP and start building your way to virtual success. Who knows, you might even find a hidden chest filled with virtual riches that will make you forget all about that BTC mishap. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s laugh our way to Minecraft fortune!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Minekampf Minecraft server

    Minekampf Minecraft server

    Cheats – banInsult to the administration – yesBypass on discord – yes too

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Cute Girls Minecraft Server

    Cute Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no cute girls in sight? Look no further, because our server is filled with adorable pixelated babes just waiting to team up with you! From the fierce warrior princess to the sassy sorceress, there’s a girl for every type of player. Join now and experience a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, where the real treasure is finding your pixel-perfect match!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Boston Legal Minecraft SMP

    Boston Legal Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ve never heard of! This server is so underground, even the creepers haven’t heard of it. But don’t worry, we’re here to spill the tea on why you NEED to join this server ASAP.

    First of all, our server is so exclusive, it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt. We have secret bases hidden in the most random places, like under a chicken coop or inside a giant mushroom. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in this wacky world.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a rich history that no one talks about because it’s just too wild for words. Legend has it that the first player to join the server accidentally spawned a dragon in their backyard, and now it’s become a tourist attraction for all the newbies.

    So why haven’t you heard of this server before? It’s simple – we like to keep things low-key and let our gameplay do the talking. So come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server

    Flip NJ and NY Red Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in a hilariously chaotic way! Join us if you want to be part of a community where pigs can fly, creepers tell dad jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, only to crash land in a village of friendly zombie villagers who just wanted to trade emeralds for rotten flesh. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of mischievous baby wolves wearing top hats.

    So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before and be part of a community that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then come join us on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally answer the age-old question: what would it take to flip NJ and NY red? (Hint: probably a lot of TNT and a giant statue of Steve riding a pig)

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • BunnyHop Minecraft SMP

    BunnyHop Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all you anime and manga lovers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden rabbit hole that led them to a magical land filled with adorable bunny characters from all their favorite anime and manga. These bunnies weren’t your average cute critters though, oh no. They were skilled warriors, ready to help you conquer any challenge that comes your way in the game.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary carrot farm that produces the juiciest, most delicious carrots you’ve ever tasted. And rumor has it that if you can find the secret recipe hidden somewhere in the server, you’ll gain incredible powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild adventure filled with bunny warriors, magical carrots, and endless fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 17 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 41

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • /Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server

    /Dag/ – Dragon Age General Minecraft Server
    Welcome to Davrin’s Best Husband Edition Minecraft server! Are you obsessed with all things Dragon Age? Do you spend hours talking about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard or other irrelevant DA games? Well, look no further, because this server is the perfect place for you!

    Join us to watch the Veilguard Official Launch Trailer and laugh at the chuds who keep losing in the game. Participate in the Veilguard husbando poll and argue about who the best husband is. And don’t forget to check out the DA Tapestry link that doesn’t matter because none of your previous Veilguard choices matter anyway!

    Need some eye candy? Check out the Lucanis wikia because he’s heckin’ cute, or drool over the Big Elf C*ck husbando. And if you need some romance tips, we’ve got you covered with our Romance Guide.

    Oh, and did we mention that we have a Dragon Age Writer seething video for your entertainment? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft server and let the Dragon Age madness begin! Previous players can attest to the craziness that goes down here. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player

    Conflicted Minecraft SMP Player
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Join us if you want to experience a server where anything goes, even if it means getting involved in scandalous love triangles like the one described above.

    Our community is filled with players who are not afraid to push the boundaries and explore unconventional relationships. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation where you’re torn between doing what feels right and what feels oh so wrong.

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your morals, then look no further. Join us and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, in our world, anything is possible – even if it means getting involved in some questionable situations.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1890 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server

    Crafty Pixel Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in the age of sexual feudalism? Do you need a break from the never-ending struggle for real human connection? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a virtual escape where you can find all the personal attention and touch you desire from our pixelated players. Our community is filled with players who are ready to give you the attention you crave, without any of the real-life drama.

    Forget about the struggles of the real world and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect pixelated paradise. So come on, join us and let’s escape the sexual unavailability of real women together!

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’

    ‘Childless Cat Ladies’ Not Even Love Cat Minecraft SMP’
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of childless cat ladies who don’t even like cats! That’s right, they’re so dedicated to Minecraft that they don’t have time for real pets.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like the time we all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Or the time we built a giant statue of a potato just because we felt like it. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles we have over who gets to control the llama farm.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible, then come join us. Who needs cats when you have a community of crazy Minecraft players to keep you entertained?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

    AmShield Season 2 Minecraft server

    Vanilla RP Server MINECRAFT! On our server there are more than 100 different recipes for new food, mechanic.

    We can offer you the most varied gameplay in NORMAL survival. GRIP IS PROHIBITED

    Join our discord server so you don’t miss any updates.

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 60

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server

    Bolted Thunder Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for epic battles between bards and spiders, where the spiders are so shaken by the bard’s sick rhymes that they drop all their loot in fear.

    But that’s not all! Watch as Shou and his friends climb a mountain so high, they reach the clouds and find a secret stash of mantiscoin in the gutter. Yes, you heard that right, mantiscoin! The rarest and most valuable currency in all of Minecraft land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous stories that will have you laughing for days. Who needs diamonds when you have mantiscoin in the gutter?

    Updated November 9, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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