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5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Farms Harvested:	978
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	125
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Void Gems Collected:	35	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Void Gems Collected:	22
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Star Shards Collected:	124
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8483	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1568

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Dragons Tamed:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1