CraftyHacksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking pigs, and dancing creepers.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon and back. True story.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head and enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Votes:	6642
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	422
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8208
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Potions Brewed:	80	Alien Abductions:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3587
Votes:	2596	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Love Letters Sent:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	20

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Emeralds Found:	2970	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.