CraftyHacksMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to actually mine for resources like a peasant? Well, on our server, we have a secret hack where all you have to do is say “abracadabra” and diamonds will rain from the sky! It’s like having your own personal diamond dispenser, but way more magical.

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our pigs have wings and our chickens have a taste for brains, so get ready for the most epic showdown of your Minecraft life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a hidden portal that leads straight to a land made entirely of candy. That’s right, you can build your dream house out of gingerbread and lollipops, and never have to worry about running out of sweets again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Animals Bred:	31	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	178
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Divine Spears Created:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Magic Items Found:	1618	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Potions Brewed:	33	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Love Letters Sent:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Farms Harvested:	271

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dimension Hops:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Potions Brewed:	147
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	5

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6122
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	865	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Spears Created:	12
Towns Built:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Potions Brewed:	61	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Towns Built:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Crops Grown:	2972
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5400	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9906	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Emeralds Found:	4480

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	2785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Animals Bred:	173	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Mines Excavated:	3416

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!