CraftyGuyMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of building your own empire while fending off attacks from a horde of evil chickens. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve faced off against a chicken army armed with nothing but a wooden sword and a handful of carrots.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples waiting to be discovered somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just watch out for those sneaky chickens – they’re always plotting something…

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Mines Excavated:	1089
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	131	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

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Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Farms Harvested:	218	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

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What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	1776
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Void Armor Forged:	23
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EgoBoostersMC

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Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

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yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

ServeoGens

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Small Community Minecraft Gens-Box Server, please join!

Welcome to ServeoBox! A new minecraft server, which focusses on players within a box grinding and pvping their way to the top! We have very cool plugins, bosses and dungeons (coming soon), the owner is super active and helpful, always adding new things.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	481	Gods Slained:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Otaku’s Virginity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with female virginity like some kind of otaku cult? Look no further, because our server is a virginity-free zone! We don’t care how many players you’ve teamed up with or how many diamonds you’ve mined, as long as you’re here to have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you won’t be judged based on your Minecraft experience or how many creepers you’ve defeated. So say goodbye to the virginity police and hello to a server where the only thing that matters is having fun.

Come on over and show Cheerios who’s boss – because here, everyone is special in their own unique way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

No Video With Supported Format And MIME Type Found Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us on our server, where the only browser that works is Firefox. Why? Because only Firefox has the power to summon rare and elusive mobs that drop exclusive loot.

But beware, navigating our server is like solving a never-ending puzzle. Certain videos will give you a mysterious error that no one can explain. It’s like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a WTF moment. Can you crack the code and uncover the secret behind this bizarre phenomenon?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing certain is the uncertainty. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges await you in this wild and wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MomCraftMadness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife wanting to text your son’s football coach over some tough love? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this family feud over a simple coaching moment.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like this family’s never-ending argument over whether or not to text the coach. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement right here in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures and real-life drama all in one place. Who knows, you might even find yourself tackling some unexpected challenges, just like the coach wanted your son to do!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYCraft: Stress-Free Zone

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on rainbow-colored llamas. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But the best part? Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in a world full of adventure and madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be careful not to get too stressed out like that poor EY employee. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a block of cheese!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.