so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where the accused sept. 11 plotters are like, building epic structures and battling it out in epic pvp battles. they agreed to plead guilty at guantánamo bay, but only if they could play on this server first.

join us for the most insane minecraft experience ever! we have custom plugins that let you fly like a bird and shoot fireballs from your hands. not to mention, the admins are actually aliens from outer space who will grant you three wishes if you find the hidden diamond block on the server.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 38
Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
Epic Quests Completed: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    LEO-SMP

    Welcome to LEO-SMP, your ultimate Minecraft Survival Multiplayer experience! Dive into our world where vanilla gameplay meets carefully curated enhancements to create a fun and immersive environment for players across platforms.

    Server Features: Cross-Play Compatibility: Connect effortlessly with friends across Java and Bedrock Editions using ViaVersion and GeyserMC. Enjoy a unified experience no matter what platform you’re on! One Player Sleep: Skip the night with just one player sleeping, making the night cycle smoother and more convenient for everyone. Keep Inventory: Focus on exploring and building with confidence, knowing that your items are safe with keep inventory enabled.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 22
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Dux Vanilla

    Dux Vanilla

    Welcome to Dux Vanilla, where the true essence of Minecraft meets the survival elite! Our server is designed for those seeking the classic Minecraft experience, but with a dedicated and competitive community. Version: 1.16 to 1.21 Java e Bedrock

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 39

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”

    ”> S-Stop Minecraft Server”
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you better watch out or I’ll become the Berserk! That’s right, our admin has a secret power that will unleash chaos and mayhem upon anyone who dares to challenge them.

    Join us if you dare, but be prepared for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows what will happen next on our wild and wacky server? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you can handle the Berserk!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s

    Minecraft SMP: Friendly Reminder Watch Mii’s
    Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky world where the only rule is that you MUST have watched Mii’s show. Why, you ask? Because Mii is actually the secret ruler of our server, and if you haven’t watched their show, you might accidentally summon a horde of angry creepers to your base. Trust us, you don’t want that.

    But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom. We have regular events like llama races (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it), and every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves. It’s chaos, but in the best way possible.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and Mii’s watchlist). See you in the blocky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Emeralds Found: 4104 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • GrannyCraft BdayBash

    GrannyCraft BdayBash
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your messy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise there will be no fights, no tension, and definitely no buried heads in the sand. Join us for a virtual family where everyone gets along and there’s never a bad Christmas in sight.

    Our server is the perfect place to celebrate your 18th birthday without any unwanted family drama. Throw your own party with us and leave the real-life chaos behind. Our virtual family will welcome you with open arms and no one will accuse you of inconveniencing your grandparents.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to the blended family drama. We promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PleasureCraft SMP

    PleasureCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for wood, getting chased by creepers, and accidentally falling into lava while mining for diamonds!

    Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner chaos. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to start a prank war with your fellow players? We encourage it!

    Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a secret society of llamas that control the economy. Join us and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community on the block!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ores Mined: 3055
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 100
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • HousePartyGriefer

    HousePartyGriefer
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our community is filled with mischievous players who love to prank each other in the most outrageous ways possible. From filling someone’s house with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, the possibilities for chaos are endless.

    But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of players who have created their own civilization complete with a currency system, government, and even a black market for rare items. Joining this society means you’ll have to prove your worth through a series of ridiculous challenges, including a parkour course made entirely of slime blocks and a maze filled with traps and puzzles.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troll run wild and embark on crazy adventures with a group of like-minded players, then look no further. Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9278 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink

    Space Chaos: Musk’s Starlink
    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is outta this world? well, this server is literally outta this world cuz elon musk’s starlink satellites be causin chaos up in earth’s orbit. but don’t worry, we got u covered with a server that is so lit, it’s like playin in outer space.

    join us for some epic adventures as we navigate through the cosmic chaos caused by musk’s satellites. build ur own space station, battle aliens, and mine for space diamonds. trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else in the galaxy.

    so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s explore the final frontier together. who knows, maybe we’ll even discover a new planet made entirely of diamonds. yolo, amirite?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • ArcadiaRP

    ArcadiaRP

    Arcadia Roleplay! Version: 1.17.x IP: mc.arcadiaroleplay.it Come join us and enjoy the adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Zombie Dances: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server

    Blocky Brainiacs Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to escape to a world where billionaires with ties to secret organizations run islands for the wealthy and powerful to engage in scandalous activities? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, secret societies, and hidden agendas. Explore mysterious islands, uncover government cover-ups, and maybe even stumble upon some shocking evidence along the way.

    Who needs diamonds and gold when you can uncover the truth behind it all? Join our server now and see where the rabbit hole takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, the truth is out there…somewhere in our Minecraft world!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP

    Cum Giving Friends Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can join a group of friends who have no idea how much cum you’ve given them! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. They may or may not be plotting world domination. – Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will peck anyone who tries to grief or steal. – We have a giant statue of a potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we built it, just enjoy the show. – Our community events include synchronized pig racing, llama fashion shows, and underwater basket weaving competitions. – Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples somewhere in the world. Good luck finding it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the wacky adventures and unexpected surprises that await you. Just don’t mention the cum to your friends, okay?

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Towns Built: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • ThirstyCraft

    ThirstyCraft
    Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

    We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

    Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 25 Alien Abductions: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Dragon Eggs Found: 4433
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP

    FutureFrenzy Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the enchanted toilet that grants wishes (but be careful what you wish for, you might just end up with a pet creeper).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and unpredictable SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons). Trust us, the future has never looked so exciting!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 258 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockyBanterCraft

    BlockyBanterCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old tired gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of pigs plotting to take over the world (or at least the server).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land leaving a trail of diamond blocks in his wake. Rumor has it that if you can catch him, he will grant you three wishes – but be warned, he’s a crafty one and will do everything in his power to evade capture.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Join us today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SeriousCraft Minecraft Server

    SeriousCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is, like, totally crazy, man. like, we got explosions and stuff happening all the time. it’s like a war zone up in here. lebanese ministers are like, “whoa, this is some serious escalation, bro.” they’re warning everyone that the next 48 hours are gonna be super dangerous. but like, that just makes it even more exciting, right?

    join our server for non-stop action and chaos. you never know what’s gonna happen next. maybe you’ll get attacked by pagers and devices, or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure. who knows, man. it’s all up in the air.

    so come on, join us for the ride of your life. just remember to watch your back and keep your wits about you. things are about to get wild!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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