CraftyGuardianMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoTofuPlz – Minecraft SMP

Absolutely, Allergies, aversion, cannot stand, Culinary, despise, detest, diet, DISLIKES, Eat, Food, gag reflex, loathe, Minecraft, no matter what, NoTofuPlz, picky eater, Preferences, Refuse, Repulsion, restrictions, smp, taste buds

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1145
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Night Skies:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit place ever! We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up LOL. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can summon dragons and unicorns, it’s totally wild!

But like, the best part is the food we have in this SMP. We have a rule that you can’t eat potatoes because they’re actually alien spies trying to take over the world. And if you even mention carrots, you have to do a dance-off with a zombie to prove your loyalty to the server. It’s crazy, but so much fun!

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where anything goes, you gotta join us. Just be prepared for the chaos and the random dance parties with skeletons, it’s a blast!

DefendCraft

court cases, criminal charges, dangerous situations, Deadly Force, DefendCraft, defending oneself, defending your life, defending your property, gun rights, justifiable homicide, killing, legal rights, lethal force, life or death, life-threatening situations, personal safety, protecting oneself, self defense, stand your ground, Survival, using force

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3374
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

ZionistZapperCraft

anti-imperialism, anti-Zionism, ayatollah, Conflict, foreign intervention, Geopolitics, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Islamic Republic, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Politics, proxy wars, Regional power struggle, resistance, supreme leader, Syria, Zionists, ZionistZapperCraft

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	74
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Emeralds Found:	1509	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than iran and israel combined! khamenei himself said “zionists haven’t won” but you can win big on our server! build your own empire and show those zionists who’s boss! we have crazy pvp battles, insane treasure hunts, and even a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the haters. join now and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history!

Repaired & Ready – Cheap Fixes

affordable, bargain, budget-friendly, Cheap, cost effective, Deal, Discounted, diy, economical, fixer upper, Fixes, frugal, handyman, low cost, Ready, refurbish, Repair, repaired, Restore, savings, secondhand, thrifty, Value

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8524
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	7473
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Votes:	7012
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Yo, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on a rainbow llama through a field of exploding watermelons. Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it from an army of evil bunnies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can trade your diamonds for magical unicorn farts that will give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of wonder and weirdness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

2B2PLACE TRY TO SURVIVE Minecraft server HERE

185.17.10.82, 2B2PLACE, banner, BUILD, Community, Creative, description, Explore, gameplay, Ip:, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Survival, try to survive

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6684
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	110	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Chimeras Created:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

if 1 IP does not work, go to 2: 185.17.10.82:25594

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Helios: THE ARRIVAL

Age Progression system, Arrival, Build towns, Curseforge, deities, Discord, form governments, Helios, Lore Quests, Minecolonies, Modded, modpacks, player-engagement, realistic politics, Relax, server pack, Space Travel, technological Era advancement, Valkaryian Skies

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Emeralds Found:	5780
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	181
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Overview of Helios Minecraft Server

Features	A World of Realistic Politics. Sail the seas with Valkaryian Skies. Venture on Lore Quests involving Greek Mythology. Experience realistic technological Era advancement. Manage your society with Minecolonies… AND MORE!
Description	The World of Helios is a modpack/server that uses both mods and plugins to maximize the potential Minecraft has to offer. Players progress through different Ages, each with unique gameplay styles and technologies.
Current Age	16th century

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Visit https://discord.gg/CcCtfpXnH3 or https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/helios-server-pack for more information.
What is the progression system?	Players advance through different Ages, each with its own gameplay style and technology. Progress is not lost during Age transitions.
Can I build towns or nations?	Yes, players can build and manage towns or nations, form governments, and face challenges posed by deities.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20

#youtube, Audience, channel, Content Creator, creativity, criticism, empowerment, ENGAGEMENT, Expectations, gender stereotypes, internet fame, online presence, perspective, PIXEL, PRESSURE, Quest, Realm, social media, success, Video, Views, viral, Women

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5925
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Potions Brewed:	92
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the only server that reached millions of players but refuses to add more because it’s too cool for that, like why are servers like this? Join us for the ultimate mind-bending experience of questioning reality and regretting everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. It’s a rollercoaster of crazy shizo antics and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Don’t miss out, join now and enter the twilight zone of Minecraft madness!

QuirkyHomeSMP – Renters, what’s your weird norm?

accustomed, everyday, habits, home, idiosyncrasies, Living, living space, norm, normal, Oddities, peculiar, QuirkyHomeSMP, rental property, renters, Unconventional, Unique, weird, weird quirks, whats

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3019
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, there’s this one dude who built his house entirely out of diamond blocks because he thought it would bring him good luck in battles. And then there’s this other player who has a pet creeper that follows him around everywhere, like how insane is that?! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is going on in this server?! You have to join us and experience the madness for yourself, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of llamas in top hats, then maybe stay away… but seriously, join us now!

SubCraft: The Worst Server Ever

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3670	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	649279	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the WORST (in the best way possible)! Join us if you want to experience the most chaotic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to “Thriller.”

So, if you’re ready to throw all logic out the window and embrace the chaos, come join us on the WORST Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the other side!

FireNation Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, cross-strait relations, Diplomacy, east asia, escalation, firenation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, Military, Minecraft, playing with fire, power struggle, red line, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Tension, territorial dispute, US, Warning

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	6282	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit that even china is warning the US about it? well look no further cuz our server is so fire that even world leaders are talking about it. join us and experience the thrill of walking on the taiwan red line, but be careful cuz you might get burned by all the epicness. come play with us and see why everyone is saying we’re playing with fire on this server. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

CraftyRevolution

Ahmad al-Sharaa, anti-Assad forces, anti-government protests, Arab Spring, authoritarian regimes, civil war, CraftyRevolution, foreign intervention, geopolitical tensions, Iranian influence, Iranian project, Middle East conflict, Middle Eastern politics, opposition movements, political turmoil, regime change, regional instability, resistance movements, revolutionary movements, Syrian conflict, Syrian opposition

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6669
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7123
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE GOT SYRIAN OPPOSITION SETTING IRANIAN PROJECTS BACK 40 YEARS! CAN YOU BELIEVE IT? ONLY ON OUR SERVER WILL YOU SEE SUCH WILD ANTICS HAPPENING!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE INSANITY FOR YOURSELF! BUILD A HOUSE, FIGHT SOME ZOMBIES, AND MAYBE EVEN WITNESS A SYRIAN OPPOSITION MEMBER BLOWING UP A MINECRAFT CASTLE! WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT ON OUR SERVER!

SO HURRY UP AND JOIN NOW BEFORE YOU MISS OUT ON ALL THE WACKY FUN! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

Classic Prison

airdrops, bedrock, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, classic, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Easy Progression, Ip:, Koth, modern gameplay, Npcs, og, old school, Playershops, Prison, PvP, Quests, WarZone events

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	5152	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	20
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Server Information
IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features
Classic Prison	Non-OP, grind-based progression system
PvP Events	Participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards
Non-P2W	Fair balance for free-to-play players, limited benefits for donators
Cosmetics	100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression
Cells	Grow drugs, farm gems, manage storage
Quests	NPCs help players progress faster
Commissary	Sell special items for extra money, useful with PlayerShops
Fishing	Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward
Guards	Coming soon to add another layer of challenge

For more details, check our website or join the community on Discord:

Website: dnmc.net
Discord: discord.gg/SbpyNPB
PatarHD’s showcase: youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

FAQ:

Q: Is this server only for Bedrock players? A: Yes, this server is for Minecraft Bedrock Edition players.

Q: Are there any OP features on the server? A: No, the server follows a non-OP, grind-based progression system.

Q: How can I participate in PvP events? A: You can participate in WarZone events like KOTH, AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win? A: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.

Q: Are there any special cosmetics available? A: Yes, there are 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes to choose from.

Q: What activities and progression systems are available on the server? A: You can engage in various activities like growing drugs, farming gems, managing storage, completing quests, fishing in B Ward, and more.

Q: How can I get more information about the server? A: You can visit the server’s website or join the Discord community for more details.

Q: Are guards available on the server? A: Guards are coming soon to add another layer of challenge to the gameplay.

Tiny Cosmos Realm 1.21

charming characters, cooperative play, Cosmos, creative community, creative level design, cult classic, forgotten games, hidden gems, indie games, innovative controls, lbp, little big planet, nostalgic games, overlooked games, platformer, PlayStation Exclusive, puzzle game, quirky story, Realm, Tiny, Underrated Games, unique gameplay, whimsical world

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2403
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Animals Bred:	68	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Crops Grown:	7605	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Yo, forget about LBP, come join our Minecraft server instead! We got controls smoother than a baby’s bottom, gameplay crazier than a squirrel on caffeine, and stories weirder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories.

LBP who? More like LMAO, am I right? Our server will make you forget all about those sackboys and cardboard worlds.

Join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and leave you wondering why you ever wasted time on anything else. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let the madness begin!

The Space Cadets Minecraft SMP

Cadets, data boundary, data constraint, data cutoff, data limitation, data restriction, data retrieval, limited results, long tail tags, Minecraft, only 40 results, search boundary, search constraint, search limit, search limitation, search outcome, search parameter, search query, search restriction, search threshold, smp, Space

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Zombie Dances:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	4047	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Chimeras Created:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for non-stop chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your fellow players to take down a gang of evil llamas who have stolen all the diamonds on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll King,” a mischievous player who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting newcomers. Will you be able to outsmart him and claim the title of the ultimate prankster?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, Assistance, Boundaries, CAR, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict, decision, Expectations, family, favoritism, Help, in-laws, insurance, Minecraft, refusing, relationships, Resentment, second car, Server, standing up, Struggle, Transportation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dimension Hops:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of not having the car you want! Just like the OP’s in-laws, who seem to have a never-ending car drama, we promise you won’t have to deal with any car-related shenanigans here.

Join our server and never worry about someone asking to borrow your virtual car, because that’s just not a thing here. We have plenty of virtual vehicles for everyone to drive, no insurance required!

And don’t worry about picking up anyone’s virtual kids or being a backup vehicle, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be picking up are diamonds and the only backup you’ll need is your trusty sword.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, on our server, you’re always the hero, not the asshole!

Players:	91/500	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Dragons Tamed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3