CraftyGTAphones | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Potions Brewed:	39	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Emeralds Found:	5268

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Farms Harvested:	684
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5194
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	460
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4739
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9486
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Villages Defended:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Farms Harvested:	332

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4129
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Buildings Constructed:	20

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	5902	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Void Gems Collected:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4893
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1169
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Meteorites Collected:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Dimension Hops:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Emeralds Found:	9392	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2476	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	670

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Void Armor Forged:	27
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	6066	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	94
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4