Yo, dis server be da bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join cuz it’s like a rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows. We got pigs flying, chickens dancing, and creepers giving out free hugs.

If you join, you’ll be blessed with the power of unlimited tacos and the ability to ride a llama into battle. Our admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden spoon and a rubber duck.

So come on down and join the fun, cuz this server is where dreams come true and insanity reigns supreme. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 New Chunks Explored: 685146
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
Mines Excavated: 2063 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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