CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Star Shards Collected:	101
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

after party, Chill, Cleanup, Connect, CREW, Débrief, dress, drink, Eat, hang out, Minecraft, mingle, Orgy, Party, post-orgy activities, REFLECT, Relax, shower, Sleep, smp, Socialize, Talk, unwind

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Holy Grails Found:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	386
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GenderBendCraft

Body transformation, Curiosity, gender dynamics, gender equality, gender experience, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender perception, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, gender swap, gender transition, GenderBendCraft, identity exploration, morning routine, new perspective, personal growth, physical changes, Self Discovery, social experiment, societal norms

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

arms industry, cooperation, CraftyCopenhagen, defense production, defense sector, defense technology, denmark, eastern europe, economic development, Europe, financial support, foreign affairs, funding, international relations, Investment, Military, military equipment, Minecraft, nato, SECURITY, Server, strategic partnership, Ukraine

lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyCreeper: IranFallsSoon

Conflict, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, Fall, Government, instability, international relations, iran, IranFallsSoon, Islamic Republic, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, people, Politics, prediction, regime change, revolution, sanctions, Sooner, think..

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier battles than netanyahu vs iran!! our server is so lit, it will make the islamic republic fall sooner than you think! we have insane pvp battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground lair where you can find the rarest loot in the game. join us now and be part of the most epic minecraft revolution ever! let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magic Items Found:	4859	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Galactic Satellite Farts

astronomical sources, Astronomy, electromagnetic radiation, environmental impact, farts, Galactic, light pollution, radio astronomy, radio interference, radio telescopes, Satellite, satellite communication, satellite constellations, satellite emissions, Satellite technology, Space debris, space exploration, space pollution, space technology, Starlink satellites, Unintentional emissions

so, like, you know how Starlink satellites are like, totally blocking the view for radio telescopes? well, on this epic Minecraft server, we have our own version of Starlink satellites that emit so much radiation, it’s like a rave party in space!

join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your base while dodging intense bursts of electromagnetic radiation. it’s like a game of dodgeball, but in Minecraft!

who needs to see the stars when you can have your own personal light show courtesy of our satellite emissions? come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos on our server. it’s out of this world!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	103	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

hypecity network

Adventures, building, city, Community, Crafting, Creative, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Jobs, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Skills, Survival, Urban

Welcome to HypeCity Network, a server dedicated to Minecraft and roleplay enthusiasts, where players can enjoy authentic urban roleplay, with a dynamic economy and a multitude of jobs where you can test your skills!

We are excited to have you join us in the HypeCity Netowrk! Get ready to explore a world full of adventures! Join us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Big Indie’s Minecraft Server

big, biggest indies, indie vtuber community, indie vtuber culture, indie vtuber discussion, indie vtuber fans, indie vtuber support, indie vtuber thread, indie vtuber trends, indie vtuber viewers, indie vtubers, indies, Minecraft, Server, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, vtuber shilling, vtuber viewers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we only allow the biggest indie vtubers with 1000 viewers or more! Sorry, no shilling your 999 CCV oshi here, we only accept the cream of the crop. And if you dare mention those corpo vtubers, you’ll be banished to the depths of the Nether.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other threads for you to explore, like /vt//swarm/ where we discuss the best ways to swarm your enemies in PvP, or /vt//haha/ where we share the funniest vtuber moments.

Join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

i Just To Make It In Spite Minecraft SMP

Achieving success, Anon, determination, I, just, Make It, Minecraft, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, reaching goals, self improvement, smp, Spite, spitewhy, success mindset, Want, why do you want to make it anon

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of rabid chickens, or the joy of stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that poops out diamonds instead of bacon. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – and it usually does!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BabyCraft Minecraft Server

BabyCraft, Birth, Boundaries, c-section, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, emotional, family, Grandchild, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, Pregnancy, relationship, Respect, Server, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera on steroids, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Join us for the birth of your virtual grandchild, where you can help your daughter through a c-section while fending off angry husbands who feel left out. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the mobs you’ll encounter is the family dynamics at play. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NoSleepovers4You

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about your husband and his best friend sharing a blanket on the couch again!

On our server, you can build your own virtual home where you’ll never have to deal with awkward movie nights with your husband and his college buddy. No more inside jokes or late-night drinks without you – it’s all about you and your Minecraft creations!

Don’t be the “that wife” who’s constantly feeling uncomfortable in her own home. Join our server and create a world where boundaries are respected and space is always yours. Plus, who needs real friends when you can make virtual friends who will never overstay their welcome?

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and never worry about being the asshole for wanting some peace and quiet in your own home. Join now for a drama-free gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Alien Abductions:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

LoveCrafted Sacrifice

biggest sacrifice, Commitment, Dedication, Deep love, devotion, emotional sacrifice, giving up, letting go, long-term relationships, love, love and commitment, love and sacrifice, love and sacrifice in relationships, LoveCrafted, putting someone else first, relationships, romantic sacrifices, sacrifice, sacrifice for love, Selflessness, true love, unconditional love

Are you willing to sacrifice your diamond armor for love? Well, on our server, we have players who have sacrificed entire enchanted diamond pickaxes just to show their love for each other! Join us for a chance to experience epic love stories that will make Romeo and Juliet look like a casual fling. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! So come on, join us and see if you’re willing to make the ultimate sacrifice for love in our crazy Minecraft world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2749	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5495
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PrisonPoisonedMCServer

Assassination, complaint, Corruption, Government, health, HUMAN RIGHTS, Insider, investigation, Medical, Navalny, Official documents, opposition leader, Poisoned, Poisoning, poisoning attempt, Political, Prison, PrisonPoisonedMCServer, russia, sharp pain, stomach

so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like ur part of some crazy adventure? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u find urself in the middle of a quest to save the world from evil zombies who are actually just misunderstood and need ur help to find their true purpose in life.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure and magical creatures that only the most brave and daring players can discover? yeah, that’s right.

plus, there’s this rumor going around that if u join this server, u might just unlock the power to fly and shoot fireballs from ur hands. i mean, who wouldn’t wanna be able to do that, amirite?

so, come join us on this epic minecraft server where anything is possible and the only limit is ur imagination. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, in which case, why are u even reading this? go do something boring somewhere else.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HamasCraft – UNWRA Approved

APPROVED, Assassination, Conflict, current events, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, HamasCraft, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, Palestinian, political violence, Terrorism, UN employee, united nations, Unwra, world affairs

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER KILLIN’ ACTION LIKE ISRAEL UP IN HERE! UN EMPLOYEE TURNED HAMAS WARRIOR, UNWRA CONFIRMS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA NEXT VICTIM OF DA BLOCKY BATTLES! NOBODY SAFE, NOT EVEN DA CREEPERS! #BLOCKYWARFARE #HAMASHEROES

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Home Salesmen Online

Cold Calling, commission-based, customer service, direct sales, door to door salesmen, entrepreneurial, flexible schedule, home, home based business, Home office, independent contractor, lead generation, Marketing, networking, ONLINE, persuasive communication, remote work, Sales, sales strategies, sales tactics, salesmen, self-employment, work from home

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got door to door salesmen who mostly work from home. they sell u stuff in game like enchanted swords and diamond armor. but watch out, sometimes they try to sell u a pet creeper and things can get explosive. join us for the wackiest adventures and the craziest sales pitches in all of minecraft land. come on, u know u wanna see what those salesmen are up to next. join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.