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Minecraft Realms of MILFs 1.20

attractive women, cougars, DATING, experienced women, FANTASY, mature women, MILF allure, MILF appeal, MILF benefits, milf fantasies, MILF myths, MILF stereotypes, milfs, Minecraft, Older Women, older women benefits, older women dating, older women younger men, Realms, relationships, seduction, sexual attraction

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Yo, bros, have you ever wondered if MILFs are good for you? Well, guess what, on this epic Minecraft server, we have a whole village of MILFs ready to take care of you like their own blocky children.

Join us and experience the ultimate mom experience as you navigate through dungeons filled with cookies and milk, guarded by fierce momma bears ready to protect their cubs.

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Mommy’s Love” potion that will give you super strength and the ability to summon a swarm of motherly chickens to fight by your side.

So come on, join us and let the MILFs of Minecraft show you a whole new level of love and protection in this crazy, blocky world.

ElderCraft Minecraft Server

autism assessment, blended family, Communication, Eldercraft, family dynamics, favoritism, firstborn, fourth child, grandparent relationships, love, Minecraft, parenting, Reassurance, relationships, school guidance, sensitivity, Server, Siblings, step-parenting, Support, Understanding

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	1559
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where you meet your wife when she’s pregnant, give birth to a daughter named “Julie,” and then reveal two years later that you’re not her biological dad. But hey, who cares about biology when you’ve raised her, right?

Become a SAHD (Stay-at-Home-Dad) and navigate the complexities of family dynamics. Watch as your mini-me daughter, Olivia, takes after you in every way possible. And don’t forget about Emma, your wife’s mini-me who adds even more chaos to the mix.

Join us as we discuss the possibility of having a fourth child, while dealing with accusations of playing favorites and not loving your children equally. Will you be able to navigate the drama and prove that family is what you make of it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate family saga. Who needs reality TV when you have us? Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity!

C-SectionCraft: Not the AITA Server

aita, anxiety, back pain, C-section recovery, Childbirth, Communication, CSectionCraft, Decision making, Emotional support, exhaustion, family dynamics, healthcare decisions, hospital stay, medical emergencies, newborn health, parenting, partner support, Partnership, postpartum, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, support during pregnancy

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7180
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenthood? Look no further! Our server is like a hospital ward, but with creepers and zombies instead of nurses and doctors.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to survive on no sleep, just like this poor dad who had to juggle supporting his wife during childbirth while also taking care of their other child. Can you handle the pressure of staying up all night, dealing with emergencies, and making tough decisions?

We promise you won’t have to deal with any back pain from uncomfortable chairs, but you might get a sore back from all the running and jumping you’ll be doing in our server. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate Minecraft parent!

LifeGenreMinecraftSMP

Adventure, autobiography, comedy, Drama, Experience, FANTASY, Fiction, genre, Identity, introspection, Journey, Life, LifeGenreMinecraftSMP, memoir, Mystery, non-fiction, personal growth, Reflection, romance, Self Discovery, Tragedy

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Potions Brewed:	156
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Bro, do you even Minecraft SMP? This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland of blocky goodness. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of building, exploring, and trolling your friends. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more memes than you can shake a stick at. Plus, our admin once fought a creeper with nothing but a carrot and a dream. So if you want to level up your life genre to epic fantasy adventure, come join us and let the chaos begin!

CraftyTimeMachine

achievement, adaptation, CHANGE, CraftyTimeMachine, Development, empowerment, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning new skills, overcoming limitations, perseverance, personal growth, progress, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-discipline, transformation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Crops Grown:	7603	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Gods Slained:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world so epic, even your past self would be jealous! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! And when they mined it, a herd of rainbow sheep came out and started dancing the Macarena! True story, bro. Plus, on our server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your past self who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft server ever!

ConvictCraft: Russian Warfare

aggression, Conflict, ConvictCraft, Convicts, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Espionage, Foreign Intelligence Service, intelligence, international relations, Military, Politics, prisoners, Propaganda, Recruitment, russia, Russian, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, Unrest, War, WARFARE

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9815
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8897
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

so, like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, man. we got convicts from russia ready to fight against ukraine in a virtual war. it’s like the hunger games but with pixelated blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna witness the most epic showdown in minecraft history. plus, you might even get to team up with some hardcore criminals and take over the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, bro. come join the chaos!

E-Waste Gold Rush: CO2 Chem Transform

Catalyst, chem.., Co2, discarded electronics, e-waste, EWaste, extract, GOLD, innovation, organic materials, Recover, Rush, scientists, transform, valuable chemicals

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Emeralds Found:	6211
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

you wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got scientists who can turn trash into gold, literally! they take old electronics and make GOLD out of it, then use it to turn CO2 into cool stuff. imagine mining for gold in the game and then using it to save the planet, all while building epic structures with your friends. it’s like a virtual eco-friendly paradise with a touch of bling bling. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Server26

Blue ice, Currency, diamonds, Economy, ELYTRA, Farms, germany, hermitcraft, Hosted, Infrastructure, intel, Iron, Land claiming, MEGABASES, Paper, Protected City, Railroads, Server26, smp, Vanilla, villagers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	387
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Star Shards Collected:	151	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Crops Grown:	8195	Dragon Eggs Found:	3705

Server Overview
We are a longstanding SMP with currently over a dozen or two active players and we are looking for more! A few players have been there since the early days, others since last year, and a few joined only recently.

Main Guidelines
Our main guideline is to leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible. The only 3 plugins that interfere with this are: GriefPrevention, a sleep voting plugin, and player item shops for trading.

Community
Laid back rules, a close-knit community, having some events from time to time, and there is always something you can help with. Staff and other players are usually available to help you.

Gameplay
This is supposed to feel like a vanilla server. The default currency is diamonds. No warps, you have to walk, fly by Elytra, or set up infrastructure such as railroads or blue ice highways.

Specs & Plugins
Hosted in Germany with 128GB Ram, a Intel i9-9900k, and 1TB NVMe SSD; the server runs on Paper. We use GriefPrevention for land claiming, a chest shop plugin, and other datapacks and tweaks.

FAQ

1. Can I join if I am under 18?

No, the server is strictly for players who are 18 years or older.

2. Are there any benefits for purchasing ranks?

No, there are only two ranks “new” and “player” which do not give any benefits. You cannot buy power for real money on this server.

3. Is there a map available to view?

Yes, you can view the map at https://map.server26.net/.

4. Can I claim land on the server?

Yes, you can use GriefPrevention to protect areas you select with a golden shovel.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, you can view the server rules at https://server26.net/rules.

6. Is the server regularly updated?

We plan to update to every major release eventually, but we don’t always run the latest version.

Crafters Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, bargain, best place to shop, budget-friendly, Consumer, convenience, Country, Crafters, customer service, Deals, DISCOUNTS, favorite store, grocery, Haven, lidl, Retail, savings, selection, shopping, shopping destination, shopping experience, supermarket, Variety

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like Lidl but on crack! Like, forget about those basic servers, this one is next level insanity! We got pigs flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling you enchanted diamond gear for dirt cheap. It’s a total mind trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality in no time. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockPartyUltimatum

Accountability, aggression, arguments, BlockPartyUltimatum, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Discord, exclusion, friend group, group dynamics, Hypocrisy, insults, LEAVING, mental health, Moderation, online school, peer pressure, rules, Ultimatum

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Farms Harvested:	828	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Discord drama and power-hungry moderators? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no one will yell at you for the smallest things or create ridiculous rules just to punish you. Join us for a fun and drama-free experience where you can build, explore, and make new friends without the fear of being bullied by a power-hungry tyrant. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots – now that’s some spooky fun you won’t find anywhere else! So leave the Discord drama behind and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other.

CousinLoveMinecraftSMP

close relatives, consanguinity, cousin marriages, CousinLoveMinecraftSMP, cultural acceptance, cultural norms, ethical concerns, familial connections, family dynamics, family history, family relationships, genetic disorders, genetic risks, legal implications, marriage customs, marriage laws, marriage traditions, social attitudes, societal norms, societal views, taboo relationships

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1001
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Void Armor Forged:	28
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic cousin marriages happening all the time! Like, you can marry your cousin in-game and have little cousin babies running around, it’s so wild! Plus, we have this crazy storyline where the cousins are actually aliens from a distant planet trying to take over the Minecraft world with their superior cousin genetics. It’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers, you don’t want to miss out on this drama-filled adventure! So come join us and be part of the cousin marriage revolution, it’s gonna be a blast!

BlockyBodzCraft

BlockyBodzCraft, body acceptance, Body appreciation, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body empowerment, body image, body insecurities, body positivity, body positivity movement, body shaming, Confidence, self esteem, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, self-criticism, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Are you tired of your Minecraft character looking like a basic blockhead? Join our server and get ready to transform your in-game avatar into a ripped, chiseled masterpiece! Our custom skins will have you flexing in front of all the other players in no time.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Buff Block” mob, a super swole creature that drops protein shakes and dumbbells when defeated. Take on this beast and become the strongest player in the land!

So if you’re ready to pump up your pixelated physique and show off your virtual gains, come join us on the most ripped Minecraft server around. Your body (and your character) will thank you!

TerritoryTrade Minecraft Server

conceding, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, national security, peace agreement, peace negotiations, political negotiations, public opinion, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial integrity, Territories, TerritoryTrade, Ukraine, ukrainians, War with Russia

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so like, ukraine is all like “hey russia, we’ll give u some land if u stop fighting us” and russia is all like “oh cool, let’s end this war quick fast” but like, they still wanna be independent and stuff. it’s like a negotiation but with minecraft blocks instead of words. come join our server and help us build a peace treaty out of pixelated bricks! who needs real life when u can solve international conflicts in a virtual world, amirite? come join us and be a part of history in the making (kinda)!

KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

aggression, Attacks, border disputes, Conflict, eastern europe, eastern front, european union, Fronts, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, military strategy, nato, Russia-Ukraine tensions, Russian, russians, SECURITY, Ukrainian defences, WARFARE

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

influenza, outbreak, sick, Teen

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Enchantments Applied:	285
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Votes:	8502	Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	793571	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

Players:	105/500	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Void Armor Forged:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5