CraftyGlobe Trotters Minecraft Server

If you were given the opportunity to travel anywhere in the world, where would you go? Well, forget about real-world travel because our Minecraft server will take you on a wild ride to places you never even dreamed of!

Join our server and you’ll be whisked away to a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug.

Explore our vast world filled with towering castles made entirely of cake, oceans of lava perfect for a relaxing swim, and villages where the villagers speak in nothing but cat memes.

So why waste your time traveling to boring old real-world destinations when you can join our server and embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

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  • DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP

    DirtyBlockMinecraftSMP
    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well have I got the server for you! This server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds, it’s that magical.

    First of all, the owner of this server is actually a secret alien from outer space who communicates with us through interpretive dance. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, the spawn point is actually a portal to another dimension where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. It’s wild, man.

    But wait, there’s more! The currency on this server is actually made of chocolate coins that you can eat for extra health. And if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory meets Game of Thrones, but with more explosions.

    So come on down to this server and join in on the wackiness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this land of pure imagination. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started, baby!

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  • Musk’s Conflict Control Server

    Musk’s Conflict Control Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where conflicts of interest run rampant? Well, fear not because on our server, Elon Musk himself will be patrolling to make sure everything is in order! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend will be keeping an eye on things to ensure fairness and fun for all players. Join now for a chance to witness Musk in action and maybe even get a personal tour of his rocket collection. Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world experience!

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  • MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition

    MirageCraft Server: Ukraine Edition
    so, like, imagine if ukraine was a minecraft server, right? and then, outta nowhere, they get these Mirage 2000-5F fighters from france! like, what even is that? but hey, now ukraine is the coolest server around cuz they got these fancy planes flyin’ around and stuff. join now to see the epic aerial battles and maybe even fly one of those bad boys yourself. who needs diamonds when u got Mirage 2000-5F fighters, amirite? come join the chaos and mayhem on ukraine’s server now!

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  • Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed

    Putin’s Playhouse: No Task Force Needed
    so, like, we got this epic minecraft server where you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and do all the things, ya know? but the best part is, we got this crazy story that the Trump Administration disbanded this task force that was targeting Russian oligarchs, like what even is that? but hey, if you join our server, you can be part of the secret mission to uncover the truth behind it all. plus, we have like, flying pigs and talking cows and a secret underground disco party. so come join us and be part of the most wild and wacky minecraft server ever!

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  • Ibogaine Quest: Total Synthesis

    Ibogaine Quest: Total Synthesis
    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u better buckle up cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind! we got researchers doin’ all sorts of crazy stuff like total synthesis of ibogaine! u know, that stuff that can like totally make u see things and stuff? yea, that’s right! and guess what? now u can study its therapeutic properties on our server! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing experiments in minecraft history! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

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