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Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

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Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Farms Harvested:	512
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

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yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SoulSteal

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Welcome to SoulSteal – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Experience!

Step into the Shadows, Steal the Souls! Are you ready to dominate the Minecraft world like never before? SoulSteal brings you an electrifying Lifesteal experience where every moment is a battle for survival and supremacy!

What is SoulSteal? SoulSteal is a groundbreaking Lifesteal Minecraft server that challenges your skills and strategy. Harvest the souls of your enemies to gain power and become the ultimate ruler of the realm. Can you rise to the top, or will you be the next to fall?

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

The Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to dive into the chaotic world of OKFAMS? Join our Minecraft server and discuss each member in detail – from Okayu’s love for cats to Fubuki’s snowstorm powers. Rumor has it that Korone once tamed a creeper as her pet, and Ayame can summon skeletons with just a snap of her fingers. Mio and Subaru are known for their epic adventures, like the time they battled a dragon with nothing but wooden swords.

Follow us on Twitter for daily updates on our crazy antics, like the time Okayu tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well). Watch our hilarious videos, from Fubuki’s failed attempts at parkour to Ayame’s cooking disasters. Trust us, you won’t want to miss a single moment on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the OKFAMS madness! Just be sure to watch out for flying creepers and mischievous skeletons – you never know what’s lurking around the corner in this wild world.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Love Letters Sent:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Law of Ueki Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as an anime battle tournament? Look no further! Our server is like Zatch Bell and Shaman King had a baby, but with a twist – you’ll be fighting to be king of the server with 100 other players!

Join us for colorful characters, hilarious abilities, and early 2000s animation vibes that will make you feel like you’re in a classic anime. Plus, we’ve got the full manga adaptation, so you won’t miss a single moment of the action.

Sure, there may be some censorship when it comes to blood, but who needs it when you’ve got exploding characters and epic battles? Come join us and experience the ridiculousness of the anime world in Minecraft form. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Emeralds Found:	1111	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PuppyPals Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have any unexpected drop-ins like the OP did while dog sitting! Our server is equipped with top-notch security cameras to ensure that no one catches you topless while playing Minecraft.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can water gardens at any time of day without judgment, because we understand the importance of conserving water during peak sun hours. Plus, our virtual hottub maintenance skills are unmatched – just ask our resident Minecraft pets!

Don’t worry about being called “messy” for having a few plates in the sink, because on our server, cleanliness is subjective. And if anyone tries to fire you for being too comfortable while gaming, we’ll have your back and make sure you keep your hard-earned virtual currency.

So come on over to our server and let loose, because here, the only thing you need to worry about is building the best Minecraft creations and having a blast with our friendly community. See you in the virtual world!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Void Gems Collected:	39
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GroceryCraft: Splitting Bills & Blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as my bf’s disability checks? Look no further! Our server is so rich, it makes disability checks look like pocket change. Join us and experience the luxury of virtual living without the burden of real-life bills.

Our server is so extravagant, even my bf’s under-the-table job can’t compare. With weekly payouts of $150 (in virtual currency, of course), you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. And don’t worry about going out – who needs expensive dates when you can mine and craft to your heart’s content?

Plus, with our server, you’ll never have to worry about asking for help. Our community is so supportive, you’ll feel like you’re living with your parents all over again. So come join us and let the virtual riches flow – just like my bf’s disability checks.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

DiddyCraft Minecraft Server

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Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs got arrested in New York?! 😂🚔 Apparently, he was caught griefing someone’s epic castle and the owner called the Minecraft police on him! But don’t worry, Diddy’s attorney says it was all just a big misunderstanding and he’s back to building dope creations with us now. Join our server for the most lit adventures and drama you’ll ever experience! Plus, you never know who might get arrested next! 🔥🤣 #FreeDiddy #MinecraftMadness

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Chimeras Created:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

KremlinCraft: EuroDisinfoWars

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so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like a secret russian propaganda center but for gamers? well, this server is like that but way more fun! we got crazy far-right parties in the European Parliament elections, and we even planted disinformation on social media to mess with Ukraine! join us for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and nothing is off limits! come be a part of our twisted world and see where the madness takes you!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mines Excavated:	3421
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3540	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Superbug Survival Server

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? well, let me tell you why you gotta join this epic server!

first of all, our server is so dope that even superbugs wanna play on it! yeah, you heard me right, those antimicrobial resistant pathogens are all about that blocky life. they be building houses out of diamond blocks and slaying creepers like nobody’s business.

not only that, but we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. we’re talking enchanted golden apples, netherite armor, and even a dragon egg! if you wanna be the ultimate Minecraft boss, you gotta join our server and raid that base like a pro.

plus, we got the craziest events you’ve ever seen. last week, we had a build battle where players had to create a giant toilet out of obsidian. it was hilarious seeing everyone’s creative interpretations of a toilet in Minecraft. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on our next event!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most insane, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even become friends with a superbug along the way. let’s get blocky, baby!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3351

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Blue Mtn SMP

Active Staff, AUTOMATED, backups, Blue Mtn Society, Discord, Double Drops, Economy, grief protections, MCMMO, Network, no down times, no item purchases, PvP, Sept 2025, SETTLEMENT, Shop, Simple Rules, Survival, TOWN, Towny, Wars

A simple survival server with active staff and grief protections, part of the Blue Mtn Society network! Hosting paid until Sept 2025, backups and startup is automated – Experience no down times.

> Simple Rules > Optional PVP enabled > Sell mob drops, farmed items, and ores in /shop > No item purchases – All items have been earned by players > Expand your settlement and wage wars with others with /town > Decreased McMMO leveling > No double drops from McMMO

https://discord.gg/bluemtn

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4394	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Farms Harvested:	798	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Evil Within Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft experience? Do you crave adventure, danger, and a touch of evil? Then come join our server, where the mobs are extra spooky and the creepers have a wicked sense of humor!

Embark on quests to uncover the dark secrets of the world, where haunted mansions and cursed temples await. But beware, for the land is ruled by a mischievous Ender Dragon who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

Join forces with other brave souls to battle against the forces of darkness, or go solo and become the ultimate evil overlord. The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience The Evil Within Minecraft server, where every block holds a sinister surprise and every adventure is a thrill ride of terror and laughter!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Farms Harvested:	315	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6