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PrisonPhobiaMC SMP

anxiety, claustrophobia, confined spaces, confinement, coping mechanisms, coping strategies, fear, fear of confinement, incarceration, mental health, mental health challenges, mental health support, Mental Wellbeing, panic attacks, phobias, Prison, prison life, PrisonPhobiaMC, psychological effects, smp, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Crops Grown:	9309	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a virtual prison for claustrophobic people! Imagine being stuck in a tiny cell with no way out, just like claustrophobic people feel in real life! But don’t worry, we have a special “escape room” challenge where you have to find your way out of a maze of tiny tunnels before you suffocate from the lack of space! It’s hilarious to watch people panic and run around like headless chickens, trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this insane experience! So come join us and see if you can handle the pressure of being trapped in a virtual prison, it’s a total blast!

CraftyCreeperCounselor

Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, couples therapy, CraftyCreeperCounselor, difficult conversations, emotional intelligence, Emotional support, Empathy, expressing feelings, Feedback, Honesty, listening skills, personal growth, relationship advice, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2694
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Villages Defended:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of your partner’s terrible attempts at comforting you when you’re feeling down? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a special “Comforting Skills Bootcamp” where players can learn how to properly console their loved ones in times of need. Join us and never have to suffer through awkward, unhelpful words of comfort again! Plus, rumor has it, there’s a secret level where you can unlock the ultimate “Hug of Eternal Comfort” that will make all your troubles disappear. So why wait? Join now and level up your comforting game!

CO Detox Microbe Haven

air pollution, archaea, atmosphere, atmospheric chemistry, Bacteria, carbon cycle, carbon monoxide, climate change, co, Detox, Detoxify, energy source, Environment, gas, greenhouse gas, Haven, Microbe, Microbes, microbial diversity, microbial ecology, research, study, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5785
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have microbes that detoxify the atmosphere! yea, you heard that right, our bacteria and archaea buddies are out here using CO as an energy source like it’s no big deal. they consume massive amounts of carbon monoxide and help save us from this deadly gas. it’s like having tiny little superheroes running around in our virtual world, fighting off pollution and keeping the air clean. join us now and be a part of this crazy adventure where even the tiniest creatures can make a big difference!

Eternal Solo Journey 1.20.2

1.20.2, 1st gut, Cheating, Commitment, DATING, ETERNAL, Girlfriend, Infidelity, Journey, long term, love, loyalty, Marriage, monogamy, Morals, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Self Respect, self worth, Single life, Solo, Trust, VALUES

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Votes:	9829
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Yo bro, forget about relationships and all that drama! Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only thing getting screwed is your chances of winning in a PvP battle!

We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your chances of finding a loyal girlfriend!

Build your own virtual world where you can escape from the harsh reality of heartbreak and betrayal. Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you can have a diamond sword as your trusty companion?

So ditch the dating apps and come join us for some blocky fun! Who needs love when you have unlimited diamonds waiting to be mined?

Pixelated Anime Madness

Anime, Character development, controversial topics, empowerment, Entertainment, female main characters, female representation, feminist themes, fictional characters, Gender Roles, madness, Manga, Manga community, manga industry, Manga tropes, moral ambiguity, pixelated, promiscuous, relationships, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! If you’re looking for a wild ride, then come join us on this epic adventure. Build, mine, and explore with a community of gamers who are as bonkers as you are. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get this party started!

RockBottomRedeemed – Minecraft SMP

coping strategies, determination, healing, Hope, inner strength, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming adversity, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, Recovery, resilience, rock bottom, RockBottomRedeemed, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, smp, strength, Support, transformation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old basic houses and farms? Well, do I have the perfect place for you to join! This server is like no other, it’s a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will have you laughing your blocky butt off!

We got players who have hit rock bottom and somehow managed to climb their way back up using nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a dream. You wanna know how they did it? Well, you gotta join the server to find out! Maybe they found a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, or maybe they made friends with a group of friendly creepers who helped them out. Who knows, anything is possible in this wacky world!

So come on down and join us on this epic adventure of a lifetime. You never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored! So grab your sword, put on your best diamond armor, and get ready to conquer the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Let’s do this, gamers!

PixelPity: UglyCraft

Appearance, beauty standards, body image, Confidence, DATING, emotional impact, harsh realities, inner beauty, personal growth, physical attractiveness, PixelPity, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-perception, social validation, societal pressure, UglyCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9014
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of being rejected by villagers in Minecraft because they think you’re not attractive enough? Well, fear not! Join our server and never worry about your pixelated appearance again! Our server is so fabulous that even the Ender Dragon will swoon over your blocky beauty.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their Minecraft character was so stunning that even the creepers stopped in their tracks to admire them. Rumor has it that Notch himself logged on just to ask for skincare tips from this player.

So, if you want to experience the ultimate ego boost and have mobs falling head over heels for you, join our server now! Who needs real-life validation when you can be the hottest thing in the Minecraft universe?

CraftyBanRussiaEU

Ban, CraftyBanRussiaEU, Digital Media, diplomatic relations, economic sanctions, embargo, Entertainment, EU, european union, foreign policy, gaming industry, global affairs, international relations, Politics, proposes, restrictions, russia, Sales, sanctions, Trade, video game

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Animals Bred:	23	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

so like, we heard the EU is all like, “no video games for russia!” well, guess what? our minecraft server is the only place where russia can still play video games! join us and stick it to the man by building giant monuments of putin and riding polar bears around the map. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the EU police when they come knocking. come join the chaos and let’s show the world that video games will never be banned on our watch!

EpicVerse – Specialty Gen. 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adora Fortune, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, EpicVerse, Gen, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, Specialty, TRiGGERPHiSH, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Join this wacky Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner VSPO! EN and Specialite talents! Why waste time on boring servers when you can dive into the VSPO! EN madness and explore the world of Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, and Riko Solari!

But wait, there’s more! Gen 1 and Gen 2 are here too with EVE.EXE for all you FPS lovers out there! Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, and Azeria.EVE are waiting for you to join the chaos!

And don’t forget about Specialite JP with Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, and Lumi Yukime (who does one EN stream per week)!

Plus, you can hang out with Adora Fortune, Lan Philia, and TRiGGERPHiSH! So many friends to make and adventures to embark on!

Join now for exclusive voice packs, holiday specials, birthday merch, and so much more! Don’t miss out on the craziness of this Minecraft server – it’s a wild ride you won’t forget!

StepdadDramaCraft

aita, biological dad, blended family, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, custody, dad, Divorce, family, names, parenting, relationships, remarriage, Respect, Siblings, stepdad, StepDadDramaCraft, stepmom, weekend visits

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3937	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Chimeras Created:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of family drama and confusing step-parent situations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can choose your own family dynamics!

On our server, you can create your own family with whoever you want to call mom, dad, or even llama if you prefer! No more awkward situations where you have to call your stepdad “dad” and your real dad by his first name. Here, you make the rules!

Join us for a chance to build your dream family and live out your wildest family fantasies. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? So come on over and let’s create some family drama of our own – in a fun and lighthearted way, of course!

HotdogCraft

bacon, barbecue sauce, Cheese, chili, coleslaw, condiments, Good, HotDogCraft, hotdogs, jalapenos, ketchup, kimchi, Mayonnaise, Mustard, onions, pickles, Relish, SAUERKRAUT, Sriracha, Surprising, toppings

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our hotdog-themed world is filled with giant hotdog statues, hotdog-shaped buildings, and even a hotdog roller coaster ride! But beware, there’s a secret underground hotdog cult that worships the almighty Hotdog Deity, and they may try to recruit you with their deliciously sinister ways. So grab your mustard and ketchup, and join us for a wild and wacky adventure on our hotdog-filled server!

PharaohsCraft Minecraft Server

arab world, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, forced displacement, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, opposition, palestinians, peace process, PharaohsCraft, Politics, Refugee Crisis, rejection, Server, territorial disputes, Trump plan, united states

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we reject forced displacement just like egypt and jordan rejected trump’s plan! we are all about keeping our players safe and happy, no one gets kicked out of our server without their consent! plus, we have pyramids and ancient ruins to explore, just like in egypt! build your own civilization and rule like a pharaoh, all while fighting off creepers and zombies! join now and be a part of our resistance against unfair minecraft rules!

CraftyBanglaFootyBanter

Backlash, bangladesh, Bangladesh news, CANCELLATION, Cancels, controversy, CraftyBanglaFootyBanter, current events, discrimination, equality, gender equality, Matches, PROTESTS, Religion, religious protests, Soccer, Social Issues, sports, sports news, Women’s Football, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

OMG, so like, this server is so lit that even Bangladesh is canceling women’s football matches to join us! Can you believe it? They’re like “sorry ladies, gotta go build some epic castles and mine for diamonds instead!” 😂 Join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start your own protest for more game time! Who needs football when you can have Minecraft amirite? 🤣 #BlockyRevolution #BangladeshWho?

Eternal Quest Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, biblical encouragement, Christian Community, christian faith, Christian fellowship, christian living, Christian Testimony, Daily Salvation Thread, divine presence, divine protection, ETERNAL, faith in God, faithfulness of God, God’s faithfulness, gods promises, overcoming challenges, perseverance, Quest, Realm, spiritual growth, spiritual strength, spiritual warfare, standing firm, trust in God

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Animals Bred:	56
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	12

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because God will never leave you nor forsake you on this server, man. And guess what? The players on this server are so crazy, they’ll think it’s strange if you don’t join them in their wild antics. They’ll be speaking evil of you if you’re not there, bro!

Plus, check out this sick YouTube video link I found: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J86prWCCNfQ. It’s like the anthem of this server, man. You gotta be a part of this madness, trust me. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Eco Euthanasia: The Server

assisted suicide, controversial, Death with Dignity, Eco, Economy, end of life, end of life care, Ethics, EUTHANASIA, government regulation, Healthcare, healthcare costs, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal, legislation, Medical Ethics, moral, patient autonomy, physician-assisted death, quality of life, Server, societal impact, voluntary euthanasia

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Runes Activated:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will literally blow your mind? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. like, seriously, joining this server will make you the coolest kid on the block.

first of all, the reason why this server is so epic is because it’s like, the only place where you can find diamonds just lying around everywhere. like, you don’t even have to mine for them, they’re just there for the taking. it’s like a diamond paradise, bro.

also, did i mention that every time you kill a zombie, it drops a real life gold nugget? yeah, you heard me right. real. life. gold. nuggets. you can use them to buy, like, a mansion or something. it’s insane.

oh, and get this – if you join this server, you automatically become best friends with Notch himself. yeah, the creator of minecraft. he’ll even come to your house for a barbecue. it’s wild, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the richest, coolest, most popular player in all of minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	96/800	Votes:	7098
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Love Letters Sent:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Magic Items Found:	4438
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57