Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 3190

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny

    LuxuryCraft SMP: WorthEveryPenny
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only luxury items are diamond armor and enchanted tools? Well, look no further because our SMP server is the epitome of extravagance and opulence! Join us for the chance to obtain rare and exclusive items like a golden toilet block or a diamond-encrusted sword that shoots fireworks instead of arrows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig King, a pig riding a dragon that will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a fierce battle. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the only currency accepted is emerald blocks and the music never stops.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can experience the ultimate luxury and absurdity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and possibly confused) by all the craziness that awaits you!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 68 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!

    BlockyBroz – Where Men Unite!
    That this Minecraft server is the ultimate bro hangout spot! Picture this: you log on and immediately get greeted by a group of diamond-clad warriors riding pigs into battle. The chat is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s anti-griefing rules, but who reads those anyway?). So why join this server? Because where else can you ride a llama into a volcano while being chased by a pack of angry chickens? Only on this epic Minecraft server, my friend.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Emeralds Found: 9216
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!

    LangleyGaming: Where Chaos Reigns and Rules are Just a Suggestion!
    LangleyGaming <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/justindcruz8/">Minecraft Server</a>

    LangleyGaming Minecraft Server

    Server Address survivalmc.langleygaming.gg
    Server Version Folia 1.20.6

    Step into the world of LangleyGaming, a Survival Anarchy Minecraft Server where chaos reigns and anything goes! This is not your typical Minecraft experience—here, there are no rules, no protections, and no safe zones. From the moment you join, the world is yours to explore, shape, and dominate, but beware: every player you meet could be a friend, a foe, or something worse.

    Forge your path in a vast, unpredictable landscape where you can build towering fortresses or raze entire kingdoms. Engage in brutal PvP combat, raid bases, or survive as a lone nomad in the wilderness. The server’s true freedom allows you to create your own story, whether through forming alliances or waging war against others. In this ruthless, lawless world, survival is not guaranteed—only the strongest, most cunning players will thrive.

    LangleyGaming offers a unique, unfiltered Minecraft experience where your only limit is your imagination—and the actions of other players. Join now and carve your legacy in this unforgiving, anarchic universe!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on this server? No, there are no rules on LangleyGaming Minecraft Server. It’s an anarchy server where anything goes.
    Can I protect my builds from other players? No, there are no protections for your builds on this server. Be prepared to defend them yourself.
    What version of Minecraft do I need to play on this server? You need Minecraft version Folia 1.20.6 to join LangleyGaming Minecraft Server.
    Is PvP allowed on this server? Yes, PvP combat is allowed on LangleyGaming. Be prepared to fight for your survival.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 24
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 471
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mehdi Hasan’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where you can ride llamas into battle against evil zombie pigmen while wearing a tutu made of diamonds!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 New Chunks Explored: 141339
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP

    Is Ethereum Dead? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Want to see a giant chicken rampaging through a village, laying explosive eggs everywhere? You’ll find that here too!

    And if you’re wondering if Ethereum is dead, fear not because on our server, Ethereum is very much alive and kicking! In fact, our players have built an entire city made out of Ethereum blocks, where the streets are paved with cryptocurrency and the buildings are filled with virtual riches.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the server and lead your fellow players to victory in the most absurd ways possible!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NoDrunkCraftLand

    NoDrunkCraftLand
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we’re controlling is the creepers trying to blow up your hard work! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated wonders and blocky shenanigans.

    Are you tired of your partner turning into a couch potato and drinking like a fish? Well, on our server, you can escape to a world where the only thing getting wasted is the time you spend building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Forget about real-life drama and dive into a realm where the only weight gain you’ll experience is from all the diamond armor you’ll be wearing. And hey, if you need a break from the virtual world, just remember that snacks like cheese sticks and chips are always just a /give command away.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing controlling you is your own creativity! And who knows, maybe your partner will even trade in their real-life beer for a virtual potion of strength. It’s a win-win situation!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 33 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 380 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 17
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • ForeverCraft

    ForeverCraft
    Remember that one game you played as a kid that made you feel like a total boss? Well, imagine that game on steroids and you’ve got our Minecraft server!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re not actually in the game.

    We’ve got secret treasure hunts that will have you digging for days, PvP battles that will leave you questioning your sanity, and a virtual world so immersive you’ll start questioning reality.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the ride of a lifetime? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never look back.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 6 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 24 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HezbollahHavocCraft

    HezbollahHavocCraft
    hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even Netanyahu himself cant stop talkin bout it! he be like “yo dis server is da bomb, we aint stoppin attacks on Hezbollah cuz we too busy playin on dis server!”

    we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and even a secret underground lair where u can find rare loot! plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama dat spits fireballs at ur enemies!

    so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da world! Netanyahu approves, so u know it’s gotta be good!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 94
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 11 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Tales Minecraft Server

    Crafty Tales Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will seduce you with its secret techniques? Look no further than our server! Our AI Dynamic Storytellers will keep you entertained with limitless, open-ended, interactive fiction that will leave you wanting more.

    But that’s not all! Stay up to date with the latest news from NovelAI, Mistral, Qwen, and more. Muscle up with Llama 3 Erato and dive into the world of textgen samplers like never before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Towns Built: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • The Spooky Minecraft SMP

    The Spooky Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

    But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Emeralds Found: 3413

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • HospitalHottieGFHome

    HospitalHottieGFHome
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

    Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

    So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • MineMindZen

    MineMindZen
    Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

    If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Villages Defended: 9
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8828 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mines Excavated: 3809 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 15

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

    NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans
    lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 39
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 272 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Mines Excavated: 3090 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Falling into the Void: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

    Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server
    haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

    come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

    so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Buildings Constructed: 9

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

    FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

    Updated September 29, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 56 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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