So, like, imagine this: you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM, you’re in the middle of a crazy adventure! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers bustin’ out their best dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even US journalist Masha Gessen got convicted in absentia in Russia just for talking smack about our military. That’s how powerful and insane our server is.

So, if you wanna join in on the madness and have the time of your life, come on over to our Minecraft server. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor (and maybe some armor, just in case). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Players Killed by Monsters: 692 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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