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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 7746 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding gnomes who will trade you rare items in exchange for your best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden potato that grants wishes (or just makes a really good french fry).
So why waste another minute feeling left out when you could be diving headfirst into the wacky world of our Minecraft server? Join us now and start checking off those SFW bucket list items like a pro!