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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8901 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
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And get this, on our server, you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle evil unicorns for magical crystals. Plus, every player gets their own pet dragon that farts rainbows and can grant wishes. It’s like a dream come true, dude.
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