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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4446 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 90 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 10 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 20 |
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