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Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8046 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 113 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
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